CylonBookworm Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 "I wonder if 2 pencils and 4 pens will last me long enough to fight my way out of this trap I spawned in?"and the ever repeating "oh shit" when I turn down the wrong road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Wolf-Zombie Expert Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Stuck in a barricaded Fossoil, dying of dehyderation Me: "Someone in West Point?! I need water!!!"VI: "I'm coming to you"Me: "HURRY QUICK PLEASE I'M DYING!!!" Turns out the sink in the bathroom worked fine. KorruptkSwades and MrZombifiedGamer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidson Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 "man what does that skull mean are you dying?" Footmuffin and MrZombifiedGamer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSWarriors Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Me being new to the game: "Whats that green smiley on the top right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dtrahan12 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 "You are sure zombies can't break down doors?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeoIvanov Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 "I'm just gonna press this green square on the bottom right of the screen in the middle of 5 players. What harm can it do?" Aardman55 and JensTheViking 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatenstein Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 "...looks safe to me..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SillyandStrange Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 "wait... Was that salmon bad?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonbahn Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 "What's that red moodle? Oh, death... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 My most recent one "Oh shit no no no no!" After I forgot Zombies spawn in houses again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okeer Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 "oh stairs..." (most lately in the mall but not due bugs this time...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 true last words after the latest death? " shit! shit! shit! shit! " apparently it's not good to walk to close to the malls glass roof, very fine line between solid roof top and air Trojan_Turps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 "Hey you!" Asparagus, blays, Aardman55 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 "Let me just check the ma..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenSaidYes Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Me: "Hey, look... if I die... I want you to know something." My "Friend": "What's that?" Me: "I've looted all your food and water and weapons... and all the food and water and weapons from every house in the neighborhood... and I've taken it to a hidden location in the forest which is now surrounded by the undead. I know you you guys poisoned me. I don't know what you thought you'd gain from it, but you really should have reconsidered." My Friend: "What? Nobody poisoned you. Did you eat that rotten soup in the fridge?"Me (Dying): "The soup was rotten? Huh. I guess I ate it without checking... damn..." My Friend: "To be fair, it was made with rotten uncooked chicken and cheese. You're pretty screwed." I die. Moments later, I return as a zombie and begin killing my friend while he's gone AFK. He returns just in time to see himself being mauled to death. My Friend: "Oh god. Oh god, how did this happen?" and finally, "Yeah, you bit every part of my body. I'm dead." dnk3912, McGrizzle and PrincessPepeFrog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvhv Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Show me the car fax! -dies- Footmuffin and dnk3912 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebig44 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Did i seriously just walked from south muldraugh to the mall TO DIE IN THE FUCKING STAIRS!? (My life is screwed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnk3912 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 *Attempting to beat-down a small horde* -- "What happened to my bat?" -- *Tries to equip a Corndog* Vantus, Aardman55, Kasix and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vantus Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 "Hold on, I'll help you!""For god sake, stop swinging at them and just run!""I've got a pistol, let me distract them" Funnily enough, they're always directed at the same person I play with... Hmmmmm. I need new a new survivor friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fryhizzle Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 "Not sure exactly where I was going with this..."What I said to a buddy when we ran into a storage closet to escape 30 zeds. We were pretty sure those were our last words, until we heard our other buddy in the bathroom next to us break out the back wall with a sledge. Saved by the bell! dnk3912 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 "Don't touch my stuff!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slendy Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 *Gets sick randomly* WHAT THE FUCK! SHIT FUCK DAMMIT! GOD FUCK YOU SHIT CUNT ASSHOLE *5 minutes later* SHIT FUCK DAMMIT FUCK ASSHOLE. *Quits Game**Goes to Zomboid file and replaces it with maxed out character w/ a shotgun and axe.* Project Zomboid in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuddlepums Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 "OH SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS DEAD" dnk3912 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisu356 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 "Oh yes, finally, stairs!" My first visit in mall."Excuse me sir, im here only to take few beta-blockers." Pharmahug in West Point wasn't best place to visit that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronCoffins Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 "Ok this should work" Jumped though a window with the curtains closed, greeted by your local flesh-eaters of about 7 EmptyH and KorruptkSwades 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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