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CylonBookworm

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  1. Tech support manager. You poor, poor, poor man. I shall pray to the Lords of Kobol that your end shall come swiftly and painlessly.
  2. http://www.wowktv.com/story/26640625/number-of-armed-teachers-to-increase-at-lawrence-county-schools http://www.nbcnews.com/news/investigations/f-firearm-more-teachers-authorized-carry-weapons-classroom-n208946 http://nationswell.com/kindergarten-cops-charleston-s-c-hall-monitors-guns/ Definitely plausible to find firearms in a Kentucky school.
  3. We've still got 20 minutes before they wake up over there, let's spend it shaking our heads sadly at the British.
  4. *cough*Magazine*cough* (This isn't an answer to your question, it's just that as a Texan I can't stand by while people refer to a weapon magazine as a clip.)
  5. Basically, think of this... Now, you use that melted aluminum to cast arrowheads. That would be a very easy method of "blacksmithing" that literally anybody could do. Aluminum is crap for most everything, but aluminum arrowheads should, in theory, work well for a single use tip to be used against human flesh or decaying human flesh. Or make chunks of aluminum, and machine them into arrowheads, if you have the skill.
  6. Also, I forgot something. The blood of America is also infused with Chinese food. Mustn't forget that.
  7. Kentucky. It's realistic, man. I mean, hell, at a Walmart west of Nashville down here in Tennessee, not only did we sell a crapload of shotguns and hunting rifles, but we even had an M4A3 (essentially. civilian version of military rifle.) semi-automatic, collapsible stock, ACOG or similar sight, with a 30 round magazine. For $900. A guy I knew up by Ft. Campbell had a closet full of firearms. Galils, G3s, M4/M16, M14, the frakking WORKS. Plus tens of thousands of rounds of ammo. Most of my neighbors have some sort of firearm. every few weeks you can hear some rifle fire, etc. Police departments are frakking loaded with military gear, and cops would be among the first infected along with other first responders. This is America, tovarisch! The land of opportunity! The land of brass and gunpowder! The land of suppressive fire, the "mad minute", stubborn southerners, damn yankees, evil half-canadians, pigs with wings, and women that shoot pool balls out of places I shall not name! You can buy a gun on every street corner and then turn it in at a police department's amnesty program for a $200 voucher to someplace you'll never visit! The blood of America is infused with gunpowder and whiskey, even more-so in Kentucky. Get used to it.
  8. NO! I shall start a campaign, we shall get the Undead National Weaponry Association involved, as well as the CIA and all of your mothers, to protest this outrageous violation of Kentuckian Teachers Rights. GUNS SHALL STAY IN CLASSROOMS, OR THE HEADS OF YOUR FAVORITE COMEDIANS SHALL ROLL.
  9. I think the problem is that you're forgetting that you're in Kentucky. Or, more generally, you're in the American south. In Kentucky the school board can give teachers permission to carry a firearm in the classroom. You just have to own it legally, obviously, and go through a safety course or something like that. Law enforcement doesn't even get involved in the decision. So, what you found perfectly fits the area the game is set in.
  10. I suspect the "Charged swing" is simply the devs way of simulating how much weight and speed you're putting into your swing. When you've swung and carved through flesh a few times you start tiring, can't swing at the same speed/weight you did with your initial attack, fairly close to what'd happen in the real world. I see no problems with that feature at all.
  11. If this happens, we're all going to blame you.
  12. The fire-extinguisher nerd's one weakness, a hooker-sniper, that blows up the canister in his face, giving him permanent acne/scars.
  13. Hmmmm... this looks very interesting... (Side note, as an American/southerner I feel compelled to tell you that while it technically may be a "Baking tray" it's almost always called a "Cookie sheet". )
  14. What I meant was that they've already got this on track, long before you made this suggestion they've put flint, etc. into the game, so the framework is there, it just hasn't been completed yet because, I'm guessing, of more important things.
  15. I say we take a hint from The Last Ship. The hell with coal, get some people who can operate the place and then dump bodies of the undead in the fires to run the place.
  16. See, this is what worries me. Everything I've read seems to suggest that most American households are full to the brim with blades, firearms, and probably tanks somewhere too. Doesn't that make your country kinda... unsafe? In my house alone we've got like a dozen hunting knives/pocket knives, two cavalry swords, an axe, couple shovels, crowbar, this big pickaxe thing that's pretty heavy, and other various items of unsafeness. Plus a (dummy) hand grenade and a (possibly live) 25mm round from a Bradley IFV that could be used effectively to bash skulls in. Our police have armored vehicles or tanks, our civilians drive hummers and pickup trucks and various cars, not to mention it being the south so a crapload of semi-truck drivers. Nearly everybody has a hunting rifle of some kind out here (in the country, SE of Nashville, Tennessee. Factor in all the ex-military people and yep, we're an armed nation praying to be invaded so we have an excuse to use our toys. A guy I used to know lives up by Ft. Campbell and he had 50,000 rounds of ammunition of various calibers, a dozen various assault rifles, half a dozen pistols, and some other shit. We're a crazy bunch, we Americans.
  17. Rain boots and umbrella, probably other stuff too, are apparently already in the game, just not implemented yet. http://theindiestone.com/forums/index.php/topic/7315-list-of-items-that-can-be-spawned-in-multiplayer/
  18. Guys, horses and cows would be long gone or dead in PZ. Remember the hordes? now imagine a horde sweeping through the towns and the countryside. horses and cows are always inside pastures. once a horde breaks into it, the animal is a goner. Riding horses would be awesome, but with the scale of the undead hordes, none will survive, or those that do will run for their lives and be out of the map area. Though I'd kind of like to see a horde descend on a herd of cattle. That'd be just terrible.
  19. Guys, "Flint" and "Steel and Flint" are already in the game, they just aren't finished yet. http://theindiestone.com/forums/index.php/topic/7315-list-of-items-that-can-be-spawned-in-multiplayer/
  20. #1 - RAM/CPU abuse. #2 - Weapon difficulty not working properly. #3 - Sledgehammer not being able to destroy everything (eg: destroy an end table, leave a lamp floating in mid-air. Destroy a wall, leave a shelf or light, etc. that can't be destroyed. #4 - In MP (haven't played SP enough to notice) the GUI/inventory area has a habit of going see-through, and you can't use or right click on anything in your inventory. If you try to quit the game, there's no menu to quit. You have to Ctrl-Alt-Del out. #5 - Lighting issues. (Knock down a wall, rooms are still divided by light. etc.)
  21. Min = 632, Max = 689, Average = 658. In-game it's usually between 800 and 1000.
  22. It's nothing server side, as I tried to tell Deadend via PM, it's just the way Satellite internet is. My ping is always 800-1000 on PZ, never lower than 4-600 on other games. I don't rubberband, never had issues with killing or getting killed in FPS games, or PZ, it's just a high number it seems like. There was even an Australian server for ArmA 3 that, when the ping limit got raised, I was able to play on it as if I was in the same state (and I'm in TN, with the signal coming off the Sat and landing somewhere in colorado, apparently), flawless connection with no desync. It's really freaking weird, to be quite honest. I even get 1.2/2.0mbps download, steady, which is faster and more reliable than the cable/dsl services I've had over the years.
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