Pelaaja2 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 "That house doesn't have alarm. Wait a minute..."After that a huge horde comes into view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asrayl Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 "Lucky me. Just a scratch." GoldenBullet, FireOnAsphalt and MrZombifiedGamer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApolloDiaspora Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 "I wonder what's in the medicine cabinet..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 "These aren't runners... Right?" GoldenBullet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebig44 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 "Have you ever seen a Zed's head explode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctahWong Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 "Hey, you friendly?", then it ends up like this: They have a gun, they blow me to kingdom come. Melee?, they say yes and as soon as i turn my back. I get a axe struck into my head. Rarely, they're friendly. Never play with randoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 *Me talking to myself* Okay I don't hear anything behind this door. *Extra loud panic sound and flesh ripping sound* Packbat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asrayl Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 "Not again!" Suomiboi and Amurayi 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikaelkerensky Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I'm going to just search one more house then head back to base... KorruptkSwades, Asparagus, lucy the axe and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doucheasarus Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 2 boxes of shells should be plenty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Rattlehead Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I shall link a video when it's uploaded of the sheer stupidity and incompetence displayed by my mate. A little extract;This is what happened in a nutshell.-Me and my mate where taking supplies from a house only 2-3 streets from our safe houses, I then head home and leave him in the house thinking he can easily find his way back... He gets lost immediately. Going to paraphrase most of this...-"Ok from where you are go south to our house and get some food then once you get there just rest around the house and heal up as well as don't strain yourself and tend to the gardens so we have plenty of food".-I then continue telling him he should be here already and what's taking him so long. He tells me he is at an old building with graffiti and questions his sense of direction.-I ask him which direction he went he tells me he forgets.-rage intensifies.-he wonders around dying of starvation, thirst, sickness and wounds on his body.-he dies with all our farming stuff, a few weapons some good loot and loses all his skills.-he try's to tell me where he is but can't give directions and accurate description of the layout of the land and I can't find him in time.-he basically walked in a circle around our house and died within 100m of our house. McGrizzle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asrayl Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 "Too much hassle to build a fence around the roof. I'll be fine." Rida 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k12314 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 My most recent one. "Oh, cool, the doctor's office." *Cue the sound of me opening a window, entering, then getting swarmed by three zeds in the room I climbed into* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowbar Felt Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 "Zombies are like fucking potatoes on stilts." (I still don't know why I said that.) lucy the axe and Narnobie111 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 "why the hell am i swinging left handed now? it was never like that before" (got bitten on the right shoulder) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvilman6 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 "Don't worry guys, I can outrun the horde. I'll lose them in the forest." MrZombifiedGamer and Packbat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eon667 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 "Follow me!" is the classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asrayl Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 "They'll never find me in here." lucy the axe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrylicious Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 ''Let's see what the insane amount of zombies and bloodhound settings do together'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotan Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 I got scratched and started to fall ill.My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die." Me: "Okay" *sadface A while later. Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health." *After 3 days. Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead* "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!" Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days. Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away. "Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....." Aardman55, JensTheViking, lucy the axe and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lussian Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 "Well crap! I'm trapped on the toilet... again." You can't believe how many times I've taken a wrong turn while trying to lose a horde in a building... only to find myself in a bathroom of some sort xD MrZombifiedGamer and Aardman55 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back." :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordSquirrel Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "We can total raid the Police Station, dude! I have, like, 10 shotgun shells!""Did you hear a window break?""I'm going to go trade with that guy at the Police Station with all the guns.""Dude, check out this shotgun!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJunk Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "I fell off a third floor, but I ate something and now I'm fine."Right before coming downstairs, taking the last step and falling dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunshineBlind Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 "I can outrun that horde!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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