megaman204 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 "What happens if i pull this trigger...?" Ghosk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archaaz Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 "Ah, so that's why you don't leave a chicken baking in the oven and take a ten hour power nap." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilwuun Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 "That horde must've cleared out by now..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amurayi Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I think I can reopen the door now. They should be gone by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheriSock Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 "I dropped my mouse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skv Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 "Maybe if I don't move... they'll go away." migulao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 ''Is that corpse moving?'' Skv 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilwuun Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Me, to my wife:"Yay! Babe, I finally found enough food, water, and nails to hole up and finish my fort! Now I just gotta make it back ho-never mind, I'm dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanctus Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 "There's no cougars in the GIGA mart!" Don't ask we play with mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raekluder Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Friend: "Ofcourse Iam not bitten" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurex Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 "I should really check the pharmacy in case I get wounded... should be a cakewalk with this frying pan >:D" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetaSpectre Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Its just a scratch...I'll probably be fine. [i found out I was infected while burning zombies, as I was dying I fell on top of a camp fire. My reanimated corpse stood up then immediately turned into ash.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 "Oh, that door is close to that balcony... I'm glad nothing can go wro-""Ouch, my leg is broken!""Where did this horde come f-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnmotivatedZombie Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 *sniff* "Is something burning?"......."OH GOD!!!!!" *sniff* "Why does it smell like pine trees?" *realizes the smell is of natural gas... while using lighter to see* "OH SHI-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeRandomGuy Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 %$@#&^! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "Are we there yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayCon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 "I'M RUNNING UP TO THE SCHOOL AND I'M TAKING THE SHOTGUN WITH ME!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanhoe Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 "Just a few stragglers, I can take em." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCoconut Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 "This isn't the red wine I ordered." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff-Ivor Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 *Pumps a shotgun* "Say Hello To My Appropriately Sized Friend MotherFu**ers!!" I was bitten, I took an entire set of painkillers, washed it down with whiskey and wine, then for good measure drunk some bleach and got out a shotgun. I took down 50 of the bastards before the bleach killed me. Spiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Migoxiss Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 ,,Should we do it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucy the axe Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Lucky trait is OP! My bite isn't infected anymore! *gets queasy moodle* KorruptkSwades 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorruptkSwades Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Challenge The Last Stand - was sorting my stuff out in super barricaded second floor appartment when I hear:KABLAMMMMM MMMMOAAAAANNNN RAAARGHRRT ZZZRAAARTGHH MOAAANNNNNNSSZZZZ ''Wher.. how the fuck yall got in !?!?! '' 3 slugs later I'm RIP. Edit:(* Phoenix Long Road Edition - Sandbox Low Pop. everything else kept as original*) '' wow this is an amazing spot, nice huge roof, premade high fences oh and a pine-like rooftop I can waaaaalllkkkk aaahhhhh!'' *falls through roof into lonely warehouse room breaking his thigh* ''fck. theres' gotta be a plank in one of these crates...'' finds zombie. knifes zombie. finds no plank. finds no exit no window no doors... no bleach... ''ahh a lighter... lemme just equip my whiskey bottle...'' trows molotov and watches himself burn in agony (you survived 7 hours) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonhart18 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 i need shotgun shells, water the crops while i hit the pd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 "Shit, accidentally turned off godmode while testing out zombie brush" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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