Spiff-Ivor

^Cannot stand the ****ing ****er < Once managed to trip whilst stationary v Likes mars bars

(I don't know how to do the up arrow) Hate memes > Dreams of becoming a Lawyer (Don't know how to do down arrow) Can hold breath for 35 seconds.

It's permanently summer, therefore due to a new, completely random theory (named doge theory) the heat-death of the universe is caused in 0.3 seconds. Also, WTF was that story about Switzerland? I wish... That my wishes were reaaaaaliiiitttyyyyyyy

Wait, if we get Fort Knox, can I gather all of the gold, light a bonfire around it and dance around it? Preferably going "oogaboogaoogaboogaoogabooga"?!

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Ghosk, look at some of the older RP threads in the Don't Starve forums.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. He's my profile pic. Are you anticipating NPC's in PZ?

*Cough* *Cough* *COUGH* You can't creep up on a zed? Do you play PZ when you're high?! (no offense intended) I do it all the time. Your point about the lore is fine. Ok, I didn't quite know what the specifics were. Pillow suppressors. GAH! Why did I mention this? I meant any kind of one-shot-chuck silencer that could be made using random garbage.

Ummm. CLASSIFIED What would you do if you could activate bullet time at will?

Hmm Interesting reactions. To counter some people: 1. You could keep it for only sturdy/strong people 2. It doesn't need to last forever, just to poke some stuff. 3. Actually, rotting flesh would be much, much easier to cut through then cheese. Mature cheese is HARD (coming from a guy who works at a deli counter) 4. By throat-slit, I more meant a partial decap. In some lore, you just need to take away the brain's connection to the body and the zombie will be basically useless. 5. I actually got this idea from contagion, and I think it could be implemented well. All it would need was a little animation, and it would reward stealth. 6. God. Sake People Get over it. I said a makeshift suppressor/silencer.

The biggest problem would be a miss, hitting organs that zeds don't need. Here's why: Facestab: Dead zed Neckstab: Dead? I'm not sure. Either dead or paralyzed. Cheststab: Spearbreak, or worse, get it caught in the ribs. Stomachstab: Ouch. Zed just works it's way down the grip to eat your face. Here's what would make it awesome: Adding a cross-guard. These were added to boar spears in the middle ages to prevent non-lethal thrusts against dangerous animals turning into a lethal thrust for the hunter. If a boar is speared, but not dead, they can and will gore you by just powering along the spear. They don't f**king care. Hunters added a simple bar to prevent this from happening. It's pretty simple. This would prevent chest stabs from getting stuck, as they don't go in deep enough for that to happen. It also prevents zombies from moving down the grip, unless they're rotted so much that the skin just "peels" away. It would only take a tiny bit of extra duct tape and wood. My added extra .

So, here are some of my ideas: Car door shields and barricades - ruined cars can be found in the street and the doors/windows can be wrenched off. Maybe crafting the door with a belt would allow you to make a crude riot-shield-thing. Or just bang some nails through it and reinforce a door. Bayonet - Can be found around in military areas, or crafted using duct tape and a knife on a hunting/varmit rifle. Would be really neat. Piano wire - Do I need to explain this? Creep up on a zombie, wrap it around neck, twist, pull. Head off. Throat slitting/Backstab - Essentially, when you creep up on a zombie with a knife, you can stab them at the base of the neck, temple, or just slit their throat to quickly kill them. Takedowns - The ability to one-shot zeds from behind using weaponry. I.e: kick to the back of the knee, decap/skull crack. It'd be a nice feature so as to make stealth a better combat tactic. Pillow suppressor - God sake. Take pillow. Put gun behind pillow. Pull trigger. Quieter gun. That's all for now folks!

Oh My God. I just had the greatest idea. Car door barricades/riot shields.

Has this come out of IWBUMS? My steam hasn't updated yet and I want to see the changes.

When you smash through a window because the door is locked. When you freak out when a car/house alarm goes off. When you constantly do 360's in the middle of the street. When you always carry around an apple because you might get peckish