Amada Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 The walls of my house are laden with guns and ammo. I have cupboards stacked with food. My barricades are strong and there isn't a zombie left shambling in this whole town. But... I don't have a single damn stuffed rodent toy to call a friend. Where'd I stash the bleach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Crimson Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 "Once upon a time I died." That or "I left bag of spiffos and axes in the... the..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ideacake Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 "I'll go check the outer wall. Hopefully the horde is gone by now."*walks outside of gate, reloads gun*Surprise, they're still here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 "I didn't finish my comics collection..." Asparagus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvilman6 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 "Oh hell, I DID leave the oven on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impetiso Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 After noticing that bleach-poisoned soup doesn't kill you as fast as drinking bleach:"Hey look, I can eat as many bleach-poisoned food as I want and I wont die"*eat all 3 and 3/4 bowls of poisoned soup*"See? still ali... WHAT THE HELL...?"*watching the health go down quite fast* KorruptkSwades 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGruff45 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I feel like we are missing a classic... LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Asparagus and mads232 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronCoffins Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Son of a bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaBrony Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Hey, I wonder what this white bottle tastes like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuervoD Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 "THAT WAS MY LAST PACKET OF CIGARETTES YOU MOTHA..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ughughugh Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I am burning and got a bucket full of water in my main inventory. "I can surely extinguish the fire..." no, and I then proceeded to burn to death after surviving for two plus months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slendy Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Last words - NO! NO! GOD DAMMIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackthorne Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 So that's what my spleen looks like... lucy the axe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biscuitism Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 "ALGUUAHGGHGHGHGHGHH" I'm being bitten, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 "Watch where you are pointing that thing" Sorry bud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socia Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Why is my guy panicking? There's no-one around. mads232, Rass, lucy the axe and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorolho Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 "Trust me honey, I'll take it off before it happens." "Yes." "A little bit more of pepper, please." "It's a girl." "It's a boy." "Version 1.0 is finally released!" "The end." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrStevenWolfe Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 So, I had just set up an AMAZING fort at the Isolated House in Muldraugh. Relatively skilled character (lvl 4 3/4 Carpenter, solid melee skills, just started a farm.) I wanted to add on to the preexisting structure, make it a five-story-fort-of-win. "Time to start working over the pre-existing roof with the sledge-SHIT" Falls through roof, leg shatters upon impact with the bed right below me. Now I'm stuck inside my bed, ala Johnny Depp in "A Nightmare on Elm Street". Then I realized I didn't have my sledge. Or any bleach... KorruptkSwades 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 *accidentally falls from building* "SHIT MY LEGS TERMINAL DAMAGE WTF!!! Oh wait I'm fine."*scratched 3 times in a row* "OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE NO I'M TOO YOUNG PLS!!!!! Oh wait no infection."*sees a lonely zombie wandering around base* "Hmph, let's clean up..." ...gets bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Migoxiss Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paologerochi Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 *Hears a thud sound on windows* or *Hears loud bang on the door*"What was that?""They're here""Gotta leave this place now""Lol, how did they even find me?"*Incoming sound of chopper overhead of current location*"F*ck, I hope they don't find me here..""Really? this is b*llsh*t.""Leave me alone." *cries, hoping not to get found by a horde.**Being chased by a very large horde and decides to go to a forest to lose them there*"I'm lost.""I'm hungry.""I'm thirsty.""Shouldn't have done that...""Are they still following me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyousukeAzai Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *I will just hide in there* que the alarm going of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikeymajq Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 ....I'm just gonna take a F-load of pain killers (my pain refused to go away!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauldbk99 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 What's that alarm sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardman55 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 This is what dying feels like? It ain't as bad as I thought...*put on sunglasses and make a cool pose, totally ruining the sad moment of my death* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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