TheMadness_Toca Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 "this is not the kind of game that I like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navarome Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 "i think i will use this ladder" Wratts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 First time playing, on server with friend:"So drinking bleach heals infections? Cool, let me try." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forestviews Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 "Good thing zombies cant open doors" "Its not that high up" "you can drink bleach" "I think that ones dead" and so on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wratts Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 "This is not some kind of hell. This is paradise. I was born for this, here and now, and I'm gonna go down swingin'. So long, cupcake." This was followed by a post-mortem kiss. Konrad Knox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Knox Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Some terrible stuff from EiraZomb's current season:"If you see my wife, tell her..." - Alan Richards"This is bullshit, you're bluffing, Frank! Stand down in the name of the law!" or something like that, - Walter Falkner. Or should I say, Willie Woods?!"Shit." - Samantha Williams"Thanks, Frank." - Megan Cartwright"Looks like you'll be getting those nails for free, Frank. I'll leave the boxes on the ground at the place we first met. Do me a favor when you see me. A clean cut." - Lydia Adams Wratts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorruptkSwades Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 "Nooooooo!!! the food was like just there ! "**food was in a kitchen and between me and the kitchen were 50+zedz.. I died of hunger & thirst** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Christmas Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Here's a few I've said: "Trust me, there's no zombies in here." "Get in, grab the supplies, get out quick. How hard can it be?" "Seriously?? I JUST spawned!" KorruptkSwades 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireOnAsphalt Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Q: "You sure you can handle that by yourself?" A: "Yeah I'm f- Ohp. Dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Me: I... am fire... I am death!!*throws molotov at a huge horde in a pasture*...*fire spreads way too near**things happened* Me: I'm... on fire... I... am dead X__X KorruptkSwades 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valhalla_bound Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 "I just walked through fire! Shit shit shit! I am at 10% 5% 1%, fuck this shit!" - Teammate on Multiplayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King jjwpenguin Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 They are like Bee's, Evil Undead Bees!!!!!! (story behind this was that i hit a house alarm with zombies on high during the horde rework. they were everywhere and moving in every direction possible like bee's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewydeadmike Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 "Wheres the shotgun!?"before zombies broke through the window and tore us to pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewisDTC Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 "YOU CAN F*#K RIGHT OFF, CHAIR!"This character isn't actually dead, but she nearly was. Travelling from West Point to Muld, she was dangerously tired and fatigued, with hordes wandering all over the place. She broke into a Spiffos and...The chairs were fakes. Couldn't sleep or rest on them.Thankfully she was saved by the fact that the seats by the window worked okay for sleeping, but if they hadn't, it would have been the end. KorruptkSwades 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Knox Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 "I was born in fire! Of fire!" - raider who killed me."Then you will also die in fire, you bastard!" - Wratts before killing the raider."Clear me!" - me before dying on a 4 months surviving character with 7609 kills. Wratts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireOnAsphalt Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Most recently... "Nice, a stack of 12 berries! Never seen white berries before..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wratts Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 "I'm not joking, stop stalling and remove the rope now or I'll blow her head off!"--Raider who then got shot from the flank by surprise, and, while he turned to look for the sharpshooter, subsequently axed down by one of the survivors he was holding hostage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorruptkSwades Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 "relooaad.... relooaaddd.." *while moving backwards in a room with burnt out flooring....* "relooaaadd..." *falls into massive horde in the room down below right in the middle of the horde and stuck in the corner...* "noooooo!!! YOU WILL NEVER GET ME !!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAWWW!!!!! nawwwwww!!! arggghthththth splaarghtttt !!" DEAD. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skv Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I remember being trapped in a room on the top floor of a 2 story house and there was only a door between me and a horde of Zeds. I pretty much gained a lot of knowledge after this experience. My last words were "I can escape through the window?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Knox Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Our game's longest survivor died today at 3 months + change, 1967 zombies killed.Last words: "Let's see if I can outshoot you, ranger man" Wratts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furente7 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 "96% infection rate? RIP" *Drinks bleach* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterInSayne Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 "Do you remember how to put up sheetropes again? Do I just press E or something?"... I learned quickly from that. My friends reaction was priceless as my body flopped on floor right in front of her. So I guess it was worth it XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livio Persemprio Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 "i finally got an axe and a saw, everything will be fine now, i just need to sleep for a while before heading back. that house seems perfect" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrrent Eiledoll Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 "How long burn theese damn Zeds?"or"Just one more Pill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffe9911 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Hope this out of date mod I installed works.. (corrupts pz and all meh saves lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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