Asparagus Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Here I go... "I banged the door. Others saw me doing it and we... gang- group-banged the door and broke it" I moved my safe house because of them T__T -----> Clarifications here <----- ...It's a discussion...It's not a game......or is it? O__O Your turn... not your turn... not a game... O__O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spracky Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm very confused O_o lucy the axe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasted_Taco Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Why do you use those eyes every time you post? Also wat tommysticks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm very confused O_oGood O__O...Basically, try to recall a moment in PZ where you want to shame a zombie... mine was when a zombie broke my fragile door down with the help of other zeds he recruited... Why do you use those eyes every time you post? Also watBecause... eyes filled with wonder... or despair... take your pick O__O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teesee Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm 12 and what is this? (just for the sake of that outdated joke)I once found two zeds in a very small closet, I wonder what they were doing prior to dying... If you see what I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reasonpolice Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 This is terrible but every time I find a lady zombie in a laundry room I always think "she died doing what she loved." First time I made that joke my brother and I laughed for a solid five minutes. Asparagus and pirate_pete 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_hibiki Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 What makes me laugh is that I'm usually attacked by a bunch of female zeds, I think that their were feminist and that I am a misogynistic male. CalmUnity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 What makes me laugh is that I'm usually attacked by a bunch of female zeds, I think that their were feminist and that I am a misogynistic male.The effect O__O reasonpolice, lucy the axe and KarenB88 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spracky Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 All those girls be looking at Dat Axe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 I think I should clarify some things O__O: You guys heard of pet shaming? Where you take a photo of them with a piece of paper/cardboard and written there is something they did wrong like: "Went on a rampage with the toilet paper" O__O Now, how about Zombie Shaming? Alright, carry on O__O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elementalex14 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I ignored a survivor with full nimble and lightfooted because he closed a door on me and opened it. TRUE STORY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobochi Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 *Looks at the cardboard sign on the zombie* "Me and my hoard have failed to kill someone named Mary Sue." Asparagus and lucy the axe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navarome Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 i shame the zombies when i open the small wc doors and find them inside, ahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicalKip Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 "I attack players when their ping is more than 5000." lucy the axe, Asparagus and sardaukar11 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucy the axe Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I tried to hide behind young potatoes. dnk3912, Asparagus and sardaukar11 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommysticks Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Why do you use those eyes every time you post? Also watMade me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamiks Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "Tried to hug someone. I got an axe in return" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teesee Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "I bit a guy in the leg while he was trying to put me out of my misery" Asparagus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamiks Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 *Male and female zombies in the bathroom* "It was the best way to leave this world behind" Asparagus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucy the axe Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I kissed a bat and I liked it.The taste of that maple fat stick. Asparagus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamiks Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "I always wanted to be popular. Now i have my very own horde." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorruptkSwades Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 *someone opens the bathroom door...* "oh hey a new friend !! :D" ... *the two zombies in the bathroom say before biting the poor dude* ps: maybee this should be in the game section? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamiks Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 *Horde is coming to school* "Death is the best time to educate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeliberto Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 O__O lucy the axe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 O__OSacrilege!! O__O "I made out with this guy and bit him a little but he pushed me away and ran off... I saw him shambling by a few days later" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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