gorolho

Why do they throw lollipops on trashcans and keep knifes unorganized? What's wrong with zombies these days?

U WOT M8. You just started a revolution. You don't know meh life! Honestly my friends own scythes and are working on vegi-warfare. They have upgraded a potato gun to a potato cannon and also an avocado shotgun. I need normal friends.... or a life...maybe if you press E enough times it may give you one,or not I has life... Oh an i know possibly if you spam e it will make you jump it. I know if u spam e with a window you break it. Maybe we can press "É" or "Ê", or even "&" if that's the case, who knows.

Gorolho used moon stone. Zombie_pattern_894023 evolved into Zombie_pattern_894024. No, but serious, I think any kind of theme and subject that follows the "evolving" thing will get into a WWZ kind of thing, where zombies are smart than humans and socialism is a thing.

Would be a shame if fire.

"Trust me honey, I'll take it off before it happens." "Yes." "A little bit more of pepper, please." "It's a girl." "It's a boy." "Version 1.0 is finally released!" "The end."

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Not everybody has a 4/8-pack on their belly to seduce the zombies (females only, no homo), plus, my 8-pack budweiser is waiting for me on Twiggy's fridge, brb. Imagine the possibilities of creating a fan-weapon on your door, killing all the zombies, making a zombie-soup and getting rid of the warm weather at the same time, win+win+win situation.

I just wanted to say hi but she kissed me.

*Walk it out slowly* *Is eaten by zombies before the explosion*

to each their own I see potential on you, we should start a petition for a glitter gun/bomb kind of thing. A fabulous era is almost to rise from zombie's ashes.

This really bugs me now too, that the only way to preserve food is to reach level 4/5 cooking and gather up every rotten piece of food possible. If they want to keep this mechanic in, food needs to reach a state to where there is NOTHING salvageable from it, because lets face it, given enough time, its gonna turn into liquid sludge. I know its been said time and time again, but canning would be more realistic and nice, and would actually reward you more for farming (since I assume more brutal growth times will be added). You would defiantly need to go out and find jars, as they would put an effective "cap" on how much you could preserve, allowing a small buffer of excess food, but at the same time, encouraging you to seek alternatives through foraging/fishing/trapping/scavenging. As it is currently, you simply grow as much food as you can possibly plant and save all the rotten food to cook as needed. At least canning would put a cap on how much excess you could keep, as well as being far more realistic. Canning supplies are pretty common in stores and households here in Kentucky. What about a blender and protein juice made of rotten stuff? Would it be possible?

After that they could add a kite in many colors and sizes, so then I could garnish my roof.

LOL Every time I go upstairs in a building next to the police station on WP downtown I press "E" to open the door and the character jumps the stairs "fence", and falls to the first floor, he breaks the leg and die after some laughs. Pretty dangerous I would say.

The game already killed me when I had to put my OCD aside and kill a zombie inside the house I chose to be my safe house, then, making the ground slippery and dirty with blood, and turning the wallpaper in a red mess

I vote for a magnum, brass knuckles and Obama in 2016.

Real zombies have curves, make fat zombies

So far my biggest achievement is some walls around a house

That's insane, I can never find more than 6 boxes haha

Really cool, how many days it took to build everything?Edit: and where the fu** did you find so many nails? Hahaha