Rikashey Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Last night I was up until 4 am playing counter strike on my laptop, eating doritos and drinking orange crush until I eventually fell asleep mid game. I wake up this morning to find a terrible smell of cancer-oranges and my shirt stuck to the bed, as well as sheets that were stained a lovely shade of piss yellow. Apparently the cap on my crush was not on tightly so it leaked all over my laptop mousepad, sheets, shirt, and soaked into my matress which will likely now become moldy. To add to that my doritos also spilled everywhere and now there are ants. TL:DR sleeping with your crush is a bad idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Bombs Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Not expecting the soda Crush when entering this thread :V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walther Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 10/10 would read again. sorry about your crush though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3or1st Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I think we need a charity event to gather the funds necessary to get our friend RickAshey after his horrifying encounter with his crush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 This is exactly why abstinence is preached! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okeer Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Why should someone play a pvp game all night... @.@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I guess you need a new mousepad, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaGrey Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 How oringal. www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1d51ly/tifu_by_sleeping_with_my_crush/ You have a habit of reposting things, Rik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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