Narnobie111 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 A shipping plane drops a crate of manholes over you and crushes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 You spot Justin Bieber moments too late and die in the oncoming fan-girl stampede before being able to find the safety of a nearby manhole.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridickulo Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 You go supernova and explode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Your math teacher tried to test his long ruler...on your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Your English teacher strangles you for not placing a space after an ellipsis. VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridickulo Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 You get distracted by a flock of birds and forget what you doing just to get reminded, too late, that you were in the process of crossing a railroad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 u mom coms home and make hte spagheti and your atrophied heart fails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 You open a closet and a skeleton popped out! Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 You were the killer the whole time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Footmuffin gets a good baking until crisp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Your home is sealed in several layers of duct tape with only you inside. You soon suffocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daman453 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Apples, Apples everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Rabid vampires from philadelphia chase you into the mouth of a large anthropomorphic worm-beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daman453 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I pulled you in too > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Our tennis match ends with a period/tennis ball in your eye. Your atrophied heart fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 My left hand met your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 My left face met the hand that asked for a hamburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueOfGravity Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 My left hamburger met the hand that asked for a face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 You're suffocated with money! All the fully-legal, dubiously valuable money you could ever want completely floods your residence while you sleep. A tear rolls down your cheek as you gag on a $100 bill. Narnobie111 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueOfGravity Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Chuck Norris stabs you with his beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 The swarm of disembodied, sweaty, yet remarkably tangible butts returns to beat you to death as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Two giant hamburgers jump out of an alleyway and beat you up. Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Some fisherman mistook your nose for a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Those dead-girls that rained down from the heavens?Zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Somehow I entered inside your body, exploding myself in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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