Viceroy Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 (Off topic: ^^ This would be such a great end lol.) You die in massive military action against our toenail overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 You contract HIV from bathing in the blood of your enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 You contract HIV from a hooker and then die in bed whilst with another hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 You are hooker #2 and die years later from HIV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatGuitarist Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 The sentient toenail is revealed to be hooker #1 and kills you for killing your friend, and drinks anus tea before collapsing to HIV. (Wow... That was f*cked up...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 you die when the Morality and Decency Police hunt you down for writing such a f@cked up post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikashey Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 you die when the Morality and Decency Police hunt you down for writing such a f@cked up post Death by One Thousand Years of Death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Apparently, the toenail hooker is just a "thing" from outer space who dropped straight on your house with its spaceship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 You die from being savaged by a giant marmot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagger Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 You are forced to listen to Kanye Wests audio blog and music. Its a slow painful death VamyreLord and Viceroy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatGuitarist Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 You stupidly sleep in an Airplane Turbine Frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 You are infected with PAX-12 and die after 344 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Death by suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 You die after killing yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 You die of priapism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I sit on your and Vamyrelord's faces simultaneously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 You die after sitting on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 You go for your computer but it is actually a level 14 mimic. You are consumed along with all your lint and pocket-treasures. VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatGuitarist Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 You deserve a highfive. In the face. With a chair. Made out of steel. With Nokias glued to it. VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 You are burnt at the stake for being a witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 You die from eating burnt steak. (elbow nudge) ay? AY?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawk_za Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 You die from a strange accident involving a blowtorch a carrot Vaseline and some duck tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 You use too much cheese on a pizza and perish due to a myocardial infarction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 That same pizza came to life and started eaten you alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatGuitarist Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 You attempt to be in Jackass but you break you neck accidentally in the intro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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