Aardman55 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 You get aborted, late.While on a hiking trip, 2 monkeys pop your kneecaps and steal your hiking pack with medical stuff and food.Days later, a person finds your corpse and uses it for a special kind of selfies, a #corpsie.On the bright side, your corpse helped invent a new trend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daorkboypl Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 YOu die of herpies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 You die of Fallout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 You die of getting a sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardman55 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 You get kicked into a pit of icicles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 You choke on the fluffy cuddly fuzziewuzzies of your cute baby aminal hamster thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromatic_Corgi Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 You die by a likable lurker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 You are fair game and are torn to shreds by other forumites. Necromatic_Corgi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 You die of sick... OK,sickness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fryhizzle Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 You are killed by a materializing police box that appears 6 feet to the left than it was intended due to miscalculation of the quantum disruptions in the space time continuum. Narnobie111 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 You die because you continued to exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 The original vampire dies and you become mortal again, only you were busy jumping off a very tall tower at that vvery moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 You die after a horrible car accident, suffering from a severe brain damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 You die after surviving 8993 days from bleeding in the lungs. VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 you poo a whole lot...and your butt expoldes...with YOU on it...and have stinky blody butt poo forever...UNTIL YOUD DIED FROM ITT ! ! ! 1 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 You die from gas gangrene. Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fryhizzle Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 You were killed by an enraged Spiffo with a ball-peen hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 You die from acute 'not-having-a-title-ness' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 You sure got acute angina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walther Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 you choke and suffocate on meat loaf yes, meat loaf Narnobie111 and Footmuffin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Your meat loaf gets bitten off and you die from bloodloss. (See what I did there?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 while asleep you have a dream in which you visit the Playboy Mansion. as the door opens, and all the gorgeous nearly naked young women come out to meet you, so much blood goes to a lower extremity that it bursts and you bleed out in your bed, without ever waking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueOfGravity Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 You watch 2girls1cup. The horror of seeing this has provocked the same effect of being thrown a couple thousand tonnes of red mercury. Your eyes quickly melt, as your ocular reception cannot handle such... Information... After this, your computer will quickly desintegrate, as all the molecules in the machine try to run away from the source (Motherboard). Then, the motherboard explodes turns into dust. Your eyes are still melting. Your skin turns into acid, wich quickly burns the tissue of the meat. Your skeleton quickly losses physical resistance, and continues to break away into the tiniest bits you can imagine. Your body was, isnt, and will never be found by nor your friends, your family, or anyone you have known, know, or will know in all your life time. Nearby devices experience billions of grades of degradation and radioactivity, dispersing your last remains into pure, raw molecules of dead tissue and bone scattered through the air. I went too far didn't i. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 yeah, you did. the first sentence would have accomplished it just fine. you die after hearing the Worlds Funniest Joke Walther 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 You die badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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