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I love being weird, unless there are children or doppelsoldner drug friends hanging around my house. However this doesn't prevent them from noticing the strange things that try butt chocolate. I'm a curious hadephobic pagan who buys people from Japanese traffic-rings freedom, that is
 
 
Changed to Hadephobic for funniness (sorry footmuffin)

Simple suggestion, most businesses in PZ (i.e. Knox Bank) would have cctv in real life. There would be a monitor room (that would require a key to enter) and possibly passcodes you would have to enter to access the system. It would allow players to see where zombies are around/outside their safehouse, without having to go to a window or go outside. 

A majestic eagle taking flight.
 
What game has the most annoying fanbase? (IYO)

Middle fingers all the way
What's the main genre you listen to

haha think it was the title of the mondoid

Intended pun intended?

That is pretty easily answered. First, we take the melting point of metal. Since metal is a very generic term, let's assume metal to be "steel", which in turn is just iron with a desired amount of carbon. A quick check on Google shows us results from 500 - 1500 degrees centigrade, depeding on the amount of carbon contained (http://education.jlab.org/qa/meltingpoint_01.html).
 
Dragons can obviously fly, so you would need to build a dome out of metal sheets. Since we all know that RJ is a cool dude, I'm 97.53% sure that we will be able to do that, so lets assume you built yourself a metal dome out of steel being able to sustain 1500 degrees centigrade.
 
Unfortunately, noone ever measured the exact temperature of the firey breath of a dragon, so I will take the next best thing, Dragon's breath. According to everyones favorite source of knowledge, Dragon's breath burns at around 1650 degrees centigrade, a good 10% above the melting point of your dome.
 
Okay, so it won't protect you against a fully grown dragon, but let's say you got  lucky and just encountered a baby dragon who hasn't yet gotten the hang of breathing the hottest fire known to Dragonkind, so he'll just breath fire with a temperature around 1000 degrees centigrade.
 
Congratulations, you have now been cooked sterile and preserved within your giant steeldome!

His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts. He only waited five squirrel seconds before he politely obliged. Before they ripped his pineapples away, they exploded, causing a squirrel massacre, while screaming, causing cancer, and destroying Sauron himself which caused the Apocalypse, leading to legitimate heterophobia. In the next nightmare of Bernie, the sky felt the need to defecate furiously. All umbrellas were utterly useless. The Sun then squealed and a Rainbow covered placenta tree grew trans lesbians.  Banana hammocks were banned in Texas, Kentucky and so were regular pineapples. The Governor was unhappy with recent fruit events and created stronger LSD to control Bikini Bottom.  Gradually,  citizens and animals became cannibalistic and ate the bourgeoisie. "The doughboy award was fraudulently given out to vegan feminist Nazi supporters" said Shelly, as a giant Cthulhu fighter jet opened fire at people and Shelly was instantly killed. Meanwhile in Neverland, dragons want to have super gentle partytimes. The strippers philanthropically distributed rabid raccoons to nuns. These raccoons couldn't spell, hex, scry, or make orgasmic noises.  However, while tied up, suspended mid-air was a BDSM fantasy, "Oh No"
 
 

I like how this story is completely nonsensical

What's that, Lassie? A game thread appear to be going off the rails? Ahh, we should just give a friendly general reminder of the forum rules. It'll be Okay lassie. I won't be forced to close it, or give any more warnings today. Probably.

This story is so messed up
 Like this  

This story is so messed up
 Like this  

*sets fire to everything*
 
FEEL OUR PAIN

*sets fire to everything*
 
FEEL OUR PAIN

I feel the pain, it's excruciating. *sighs* another angry mob too, let me go get my shovel.

Hi y'all, Ive been checking some posts lately, and I saw RinGod123, was making a city map in 2014, but I dont know if its dead or not or if its going to be added in the current map of Muldaugh.
This post might be long and sorry for you to all reading hater, I understand your feelings. if any town is adding just tell me. (Ill be basing on the PZ map and Google map)
They should add :
 
Northern:
- Brandenburg (small residential area with a chemical factory)
- Owensboro (Heavily dense population area with a lot of stores)
 
Southern:
- Lebanon Junction, (small residential area, with a highway right beside) (You can rename it to Lebonsville, sounds better to me)
-Bardstown (Residential area with big Office area and a Distillery)
You might Know where im going, if people are a little familiar with Kentucky
 
 
Eastern:
- Shepherdsville
- Louisville (city, I think they said they are going to add it right ?)
- Lexington ( This would be a city)
Western (Down the road of Muldraugh:
- Radcliff ( Mostly residential, but on main road mostly offices and businesses)
- Elizabethtown (Residential area, with an Airstrip and a huge Shopping area)
 
Pretty much all, I mean they can always add more later on in game.
Here is a map of a bigger and unofficial of Muldraugh and its surrounding : 
http://pzmap.crash-override.net/?desc=Alexandria20150722L0#0.5099723243725413,0.17616530418152349,1
 

Some update about map progress would be awesome. I hope Devs will see this

Long time ago in Road to 1.0 mondoid they confirmed Louisville, Fort Knox and Brandenburg. But now im not sure about Brandenburg as they are silent about it for a long time. Here is old map from one mondoid i saved long time ago.
 

Alright, I got a bit better since last time I was here, but these are still a bit amateur-ish.
I increased contrast on all of them for increased visibility:
 

 
[QUICK EDIT] : Probably should have posted each of them separately instead of joining each one in a single image, but I've been at this for like half an hour, and I need to rest 

Granted, they argue quiter but talk ten times louder the rest of the time.
 
I wish for less arrogant newbies (not singling out anyone in particular tho)

For the longest time i always thought that was some kind of golden egg with scratch marks on it.
 

Can I just say, for the past (nearly) two years I've always thought his name was bindcoder. 
So um......
 
             

Can I just say, for the past (nearly) two years I've always thought his name was bindcoder. 
So um......
 
             

Granted , you get a job in politics.
 
I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted. Every person you know is replaced by Bernie Sanders. You wake up and your significant other is now a wrinkly, old man who won't stop talking to you about trickle-down economics.
You enter a Starbucks, the smell of $1000 perfume ripe in the air, with a loud atmosphere of normal people talking. You sigh in relief, only to turn around and see that your barista is now Bernie Sanders. He gives you a "#feelTheBern" mug with extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-steeped tea and hands you a "Vote for Bernie 2016" pamphlet.
The Bernening has started. You look over your shoulder and you see a group of Bernies viciously tackling and turning survivors. The sound of police sirens fills the air and floods the store with pulsating red and blue.
Not sure whether to be relieved or afraid, you avidly watch the police cruiser. After a tense ten seconds, a Bernie Sanders opens the door and steps out.
The customers of the restaurant you are in turn to look at you with hunger in their eyes - they have all felt the Bern. You yell in disbelief and fright before bolting off in the other direction, only to find that the doors have been sealed shut with "#SandersForPresident2016" stickers.
Suddenly, the horde starts dissipating in two opposite directions as a holy light permeates through the room. It's Bernie Sanders. He bellows in a deep, deep voice; "Embrace the light."
Your vision fades to black. You have felt the Bern.
 
(Sorry, got a bit carried off there)
 
 
I wish that Windows 10 isn't a trap.