Kasper747 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I starting to write this report because,.. well because some think strange is happening... I think I because an outcast - some one, who is afraid of the people. My last contact with the human being was long ago last week. When my a backpacker-girlfriend who I picked up on last Monday near the church turned into a zombie... After this I kinda stop to try. "What it the point?" - was my thoughts. After I killed her and throw her stuff out of the house I grabbed ice, whisky, some books and disappeared at the second flor. Whiny and weak - this is how my last days could became. If not this dream, which turned everything around. Tonight I woke up. It was one of the most realistic dreams in my life. I was with my girlfriend, it was dark and moist. The smell, the sensation, and her screaming. Oh her screams, they are so arousing - "do it harder, harder!" - it all was so real. So it was no wonder I woke up all wet. Wet not in the wuss, sweaty way, but in a manly and very lonely way. I was missing her so much. I was missing her all the time since I left Sweden to visit my ex in US. But now I was missing not only her, but all this. After I washed hands I was again hard as wood and I made my mind - I need get out of the house and go into the world to meet people, hopefully healthy, good-looking female people. It is a dangerous and harsh world. But the man must do, what the man must do... to get laid. And I will do it the had way, for you, baby... and for the Chuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfen Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Why does a man do anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadend Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 caveman hit rock. Rock bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 caveman hit rock. Rock bad. oops, i thought it said Rock Band....not Rock bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PintLasher Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 This is going to be hilarious lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsnazz Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 still missing some key ingredients mate oh i see... it all about the cheese xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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