VamyreLord Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 You die by a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Death by panicked anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walther Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 death by accidentaly opening the air hatch in a spacecraft on his way to the mun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Death by a stampede of angry kangaroos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 You got drunk and played catch with a poisonous snake, it bit you, you died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walther Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 you suicide off a cliff becaus all the other lemmings are doing it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 You died after winning a cockroach eating contest. The cause of death was determined to be accidental choking due to "arthropod body parts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 You fall into the time vortex.You see every there ever was and could be.You slowly burn up into nothingness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 you walk into your home to discover it has been invaded by Daleks, they then exterminate you. Bprince2010UK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 When skydiving you pull the cord and an anvil come out instead of your parachute VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 you were smothered to death by gifts of pants showered upon you by friends and family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 An neurochemically unbalanced Spiffo bludgeons you to death with a wooden plank with nails hammered into it. Kitt Frostpaws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireglobe109 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 You know, I like how the deaths were slightly reasonable in the beginning of this, and now they are this.Anyways, you die from tripping on a flat ground which causes you to have six heart attacks per second. The heart attacks don't kill you, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 you died after ingesting several pills of mercury in the belief that it would grant you eternal life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walther Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 you accidentaly drank that bleach... whoopsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 you were killed by having a horn pushed into your anus through which a red-hot iron was inserted, burning out your internal organs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 You die lying on bed whilst holding your girlfriend/wife hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 you say that like I have a girlfriend/wife You died when you broke your neck by tripping over your own beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Another stray bullet kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 You die in bed surrounded by friends only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 You die by choking on an ice cube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 You had a dormant allergy to peanuts and died while eating peanut noodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 You die alone in a hospital bed; killed by euthanasia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctahWong Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 You die from suffocation after a frog hops in your mouth since you keep saying "Are you sure you're not Mr. Magoo or Mr. Miyagi?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One_And_Only Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 You are walking in a field and get bit in the ankle by a severed zombie head, you turn and get shot by a scavenger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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