Terra_Incendia

He got run over by an SUV Who was driving that SUV

You die by choking on an ice cube

I have normal 5 toe feet Have you ever broken a bone while playing on a playground toy.

When skydiving you pull the cord and an anvil come out instead of your parachute

- 17 for writing + 27 for drawing 10/10

one duck two duck three duck four horsemen of the apocalypse five duck six duck seven duck eight duck nine duck ten duck

Once, we were playing tag and I tried to slam the door to the front yard. Did you ever tried to fly as a kid by jumping off something tall

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and the teeth of teenage mutant

In middle school I did, He was a bully! We became friends in high school though. Have you ever tricked someone into eating something really really spicy.

+6 for having Reaper in your name +3 for avatar +1 for being a member -7 for having less then 20 posts 3/10

You died after trying to swing from a web.

Banned for not using a quote

Spiderwolf! Spiderwolf! Does whatever a spider wolf does. Can he swing from a web? no he cant. hes a wolf. Lookout! he is the spider\wolf

Your playing basket ball when a meteor falls, it gets goes threw the net and hits the ground exploding on impact.

Before I knew the difference between salt and sugar, I took a big spoonful of salt and ate it. Have you ever jumped off a swing and flown into someone, was it an accident

Banned for stealing my pants

Mangos with some soy sauce Do you want some mangos

you fall down the stairs from the 107th floor to the 13th floor

Banned for stealing my cheese puffs

You die of old age

Banned for thinking he is mister miyagi

Your surgeon accidentally gives you a full gastrectomy with no replacement

Possibly, I can't say much more than that or she might get mad at me What would you do if a man eating taco was rampaging through downtown

Banned for creating sounds