Gratios Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Since there are no dogs in this game, even though there are plenty of cans of dogfood lying around the entire map, and ever since roleplaying is smiled upon during online sessions, I was wondering if anyone here would be willing to play as my dog? Since there are no beige dogs, I was thinking that you should make your character brown so as to add to the authenticity of the role. You'd wear a brown shirt with brown pants to match, shoes are optional. All I ask of you is that you bark here and there and get me the newspaper, which a paperboy will drop in, if not, close to my mailbox every morning at 6am. (Those who seem interested in the mailman role should be warned that dropping the newspaper near my mailbox at a time later than 6 am will be shot on sight.) I also ask of you that you bark when danger is near and act as a dogshield when raiders break into my house to steal my belongings. I will feed you 1 can of dogfood every other day.I will also pet you five times a week and bathe you every other Sunday. Be aware that I believe in tough love, so know what you sign up for. Regards, Gratios Footmuffin and Fluffle Puff 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 well, if nothing else, this is one of the more original threads i've seen in here. so, Kudos to you for that. but i will have to pass on the offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jela331 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 What is this, I don't even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirrus Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Not really the place to look for that sort of roleplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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