Footmuffin Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 You die of thirst in an enormous brown paper bag, as you couldn't draw your way out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 You die of thirst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 You are already a corpse so... You 'die' and become alive again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 You were strangled by a guitar string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 You die from a fatal allergy to bullshit. Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 you die because....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YmMNpbFjp0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 You are found guilty of robbing me of 4 seconds and then hung by the neck until dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 but clint east wood is there to shoot the rope and then kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 You die because Clint Eastwood wants it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliijahh Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 You die of death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DareDunk Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 U will die by your wolfie avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 My reanimated corpse eats you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 You are found dead in an apartment with a shotgun wound in your head and a letter besides you that read: "I'm sorry". Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastlyBean Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 You took some bleach ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Baldrick has a cunning plan that ends up resulting in you being trampled by pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenth Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 The user above me will slowly be frozen to death as the result of a catastrophic train accident high in the Caucasus mountains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiepupz Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 You die because you read the end of allegiant x( the feels(someone had to do a book one sawwy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 You die because EOF was reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 19, 2014 Author Share Posted February 19, 2014 you died because enigma grey showed his face to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 A huge crowd of enormous, disembodied human butts (with crotches!) beats you, until one accidentally falls over and crushes you. The both of you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 you die because 0 divided by 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 You die because you were two days from retirement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walther Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 You die because you are "too old for this shit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 An elderly cop, "too old for that shit now," accidentally shoots you in the heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 You die from excess regret and crying after your mom accidentally dropped the home-made pancakes on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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