VamyreLord Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 You die by placing a shotgun in your mouth and firing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiepupz Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Your safehouse is overwhelmed, you heroically fight your way out.Fearing the worst you check your body for bites..none!A few months later you leave your safehouse cos of the overwhelming stench..and fall down a well and starve... with spiffo clasped in your hands! not all bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimexReaper Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Your safehouse is overwhelmed, you heroically fight your way out.Fearing the worst you check your body for bites..none!A few months later you leave your safehouse cos of the overwhelming stench..and fall down a well and starve... with spiffo clasped in your hands! not all bad? You died because you ran out of sweg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 you fall down the stairs from the 107th floor to the 13th floor VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Vlad the Impaler impales you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 You make me write an irrationally long, descript, and morally disgusting fanfic exploring a reimagined K&B in which Kate has to euthanize Bob and screw the supermarket guy for NSAIDs, and a lot of other awful things. You commit suicide after being coerced into reading the screenplay for the AAA-motion picture adaptation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 You die from a heart attack; the result of a hyper sex session and unstoppable orgasms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Death by love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimexReaper Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 http://www.quickmeme.com/img/23/2387534dad134b37a0e02aa7716e5b358da544bbbcb5dc815de6f53c50b814cb.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terraz Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Your death cause will be blood loss caused by menstruations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Your playing basket ball when a meteor falls, it gets goes threw the net and hits the ground exploding on impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggins Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Death by gangrene from cutting yourself with a dirty razor while shaving your legs. Too bad you couldn't find any shaving cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You were killed by a tortoise dropped by an eagle that had mistaken your head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile. Edit: My first post on the new forums, yay! Wiggins, Footmuffin, VamyreLord and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul"Walker" Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You were killed by watching too many episodes of one thousand ways to die, that and you contracted a skin eating disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 you died of acute peritonitis after receiving anal intercourse from a stallion. I can do this all year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul"Walker" Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You died from necrotizing fasciitis, you got.. HOT WAXED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You were killed after being struck in the face by an airborne fire hydrant while walking home. Narnobie111 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You died after trying to swing from a web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You collapsed of fatigue and died after playing Project Zomboid for almost 50 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul"Walker" Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You collapsed in dismay and died from heartbreak because you did -not- play Project Zomboid for almost fifty hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 you fell your death , after you threw yourself through the glass of a window on the 24th floor of your work building in an attempt to prove to a group of co-workers that the glass was "unbreakable." VamyreLord and Narnobie111 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul"Walker" Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You fell with me because you thought you were a giant pillow and exploded in gore on the pavement because I landed on you and died as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You died of sudden diarrhea followed by copious hemorrhaging and anal expulsion of the intestines while you walked down the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 you die by cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 you died after sticking a piece of whale bone through your urinary tract to relieve a blockage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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