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Zomboid Law's (Murphys Law)

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You are not Bear Grylls.


A bleeding wound is Game's way of telling you to slow down and run


If it's stupid but it works, then its not that stupid


Try to look untasty; the Z's may not notice you


If at first you don't succeed, pipe bomb.


Never forget that your baseball bat was made by the lowest bidder.


If your attack is going really well, it's an Crawler.


The bathroom you're ignoring has zombie in it and it invariably attacks on two occasions:
when it is ready.
when you're not.


There is no such thing as a perfect plan.


There is no such thing as an atheist in zombie infested mall


The important things are always simple to find; the simple things are always hard to find.The easy way always has horde in it.


Teamwork is essential; it gives the zombies other people to chew on


Loud = horde magnet


If you are short of everything but the zombies, you are in the West Point.


If the zombie is within range, so are you.


Fire Axe will fail as soon as you need it the most.


Flashlight tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.


Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.


Make it too tough for the zombies to get in, and you won't be able to get out.


One or two zombies is never enough, but three or four is entirely too many.


Bleach cause why not


When you are avoiding zombies - PLANE!


House Alarm will happen when you seriously dont want it to happen

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14 minutes ago, LeoIvanov said:

So - like everytime, because who in their right mind would want those blaring death tolls to ever happen? :P

Somebody who wants to lure a bunch of zombies to a house that is not their safehouse.

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I agree 100% with the easy things never being able to find. I spent 2 IRL hours searching for a single sledgehammer to get into the gun store.


On the other hand, I also thought of a few of my own.


1. If you're looking for that one big house that's really nice and easy to defend, it's on the other side of the map from where you spawn.

2. No matter how many escape routes you put in your home, eventually a horde will block all of them.

3. It doesn't matter how many fish you catch, you will never be able to fill your stomach enough

4. When you finally get your garden stable, a horde shows up to trample it all.

5. When you're the thirstiest, the power and water is out and you have no garbage bags.

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