TenSaidYes

Me: "Hey, look... if I die... I want you to know something."
 
My "Friend": "What's that?"
 
Me: "I've looted all your food and water and weapons... and all the food and water and weapons from every house in the neighborhood... and I've taken it to a hidden location in the forest which is now surrounded by the undead. I know you you guys poisoned me. I don't know what you thought you'd gain from it, but you really should have reconsidered."
 
My Friend: "What? Nobody poisoned you. Did you eat that rotten soup in the fridge?"

Me (Dying): "The soup was rotten? Huh. I guess I ate it without checking... damn..."
 
My Friend: "To be fair, it was made with rotten uncooked chicken and cheese. You're pretty screwed."
 
I die. Moments later, I return as a zombie and begin killing my friend while he's gone AFK. He returns just in time to see himself being mauled to death.
 
My Friend: "Oh god. Oh god, how did this happen?" and finally, "Yeah, you bit every part of my body. I'm dead."

Me: "Hey, look... if I die... I want you to know something."
 
My "Friend": "What's that?"
 
Me: "I've looted all your food and water and weapons... and all the food and water and weapons from every house in the neighborhood... and I've taken it to a hidden location in the forest which is now surrounded by the undead. I know you you guys poisoned me. I don't know what you thought you'd gain from it, but you really should have reconsidered."
 
My Friend: "What? Nobody poisoned you. Did you eat that rotten soup in the fridge?"

Me (Dying): "The soup was rotten? Huh. I guess I ate it without checking... damn..."
 
My Friend: "To be fair, it was made with rotten uncooked chicken and cheese. You're pretty screwed."
 
I die. Moments later, I return as a zombie and begin killing my friend while he's gone AFK. He returns just in time to see himself being mauled to death.
 
My Friend: "Oh god. Oh god, how did this happen?" and finally, "Yeah, you bit every part of my body. I'm dead."

Me: "Hey, look... if I die... I want you to know something."
 
My "Friend": "What's that?"
 
Me: "I've looted all your food and water and weapons... and all the food and water and weapons from every house in the neighborhood... and I've taken it to a hidden location in the forest which is now surrounded by the undead. I know you you guys poisoned me. I don't know what you thought you'd gain from it, but you really should have reconsidered."
 
My Friend: "What? Nobody poisoned you. Did you eat that rotten soup in the fridge?"

Me (Dying): "The soup was rotten? Huh. I guess I ate it without checking... damn..."
 
My Friend: "To be fair, it was made with rotten uncooked chicken and cheese. You're pretty screwed."
 
I die. Moments later, I return as a zombie and begin killing my friend while he's gone AFK. He returns just in time to see himself being mauled to death.
 
My Friend: "Oh god. Oh god, how did this happen?" and finally, "Yeah, you bit every part of my body. I'm dead."

I see a lot of familiar faces here...
 
... that's quite reassuring.

I was willing to overlook the fact that the Superhuman and Super Tough zombies stayed, even despite the lore of the server changing and erasing the very 'cure-based' lore which created them. It made the zombies a little less pathetic, which I definitely understood some people want. But of course, those griefers just started using the hordes chasing them as a weapon. So now we still end up with thousands of super-strong, super-tough zombies bashing their way through our homes and being a general pain in the ass to kill... despite it only being three months into the apocalypse and all.
 
I can get past that. It's not the playstyle I would choose myself... I prefer weak, pathetic zombies in huge numbers that move slow enough for me to out-walk.
 
But one thing I cannot get past is RUNNING zombies on a laggy server with superhuman strength and being tough enough to survive a direct blast from a shotgun. That's not fun... it's needlessly further 'gamifying' a server which is supposed to be based on realism and roleplaying. So let me be very blunt about this matter because I've been waiting a long while for the server to come back now and I'm a bit frustrated:
 
If the sprinters stay, I don't.

I really, -reallly- hope the running zombies aren't going to stay...

Oh wow. That's pretty awesome... you're an impressive artist!
 
... and I'm not just sayin' that because Teri adores her, either. That's genuine talent right there.