PoshRocketeer Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 (edited) Would be something special if we could knock zombies down the stairs to do some serious damage and a high probability of creating crawlers. Same for shoving them out of second story windows. Imagine this, you're tired, you're hungry, and your favorite hammer broke itself off into some random Joe Schmoe's head. You named her Carletta, You kept the haft out of respect. You make your way into a once nice home, but as you go to shut the door behind you you're interrupted. With your remaining energy you bolt up the stairs and turn to face the small crowd that's followed you inside. You stand atop the stairs, and with everything you have left, you turn to face them. As they approach, you keep pushing, and they stumble back. FInally, one loses its balance and tumbles down, the others are bumped but don't come with it. Over the insatiable groans of famine and disease, you hear a meaty crack as its body tumbles over its head, and it doesn't get up. You keep the rest at arms length, and one by one they begin to tumble down. One takes another with it, but they catch themselves, wedged against the walls halfway down. They're essentially stuck, as both are too stupid to get themselves loose. Another trips over them on its way down, landing on its head. It's still snarling, but it stays down, unmoving nonetheless. You take a nick in the process, probably nothing serious. You're pushed back to the hall, backing around the corner, and you notice the window behind the stairwell. Your exhausted brain gets a devious idea, as the last few begin to stumble up, you push one through the window. It shatters, shards of glass shower you, but bounce off of your leather jacket harmlessly. The zombie snarls fruitlessly before hitting the ground with a sickening thud. You steel yourself, ready for the last pair to climb over the bodies and make their way up. After great effort, they've all gone tumbling down. The ones that are alive are out of commission, they won't be getting up any time soon. And so you leave them, finding a quiet corner to regain your strength. After a couple of hours of uninterrupted rest, you make your way back to the stairwell, you kick and stomp until the last of the festering cockroaches is dead and gone, and move on to fight another day. Sounds pretty cool, right? Edited April 14, 2023 by PoshRocketeer Minor edits. Jack Bower, getstoopid, Axezombie and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowthere27 Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 That would be pretty badass actually! They climb up, you knock them down! They get near a window, you yeet them out! They hit the ground hard enough, enough times, they DIE! More ways to kill zombies is definitely needed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borfo Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Very cool! Imagine them tumbling down the stairs and dying after they break their neck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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