Bprince2010UK

You become a popstar and are swarmed by thousands and hundreds of teenage girls.

SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE GUYS

^ hwahts a bishonen? < Is currently eating porridge hnnnnnnng v Dislikes chocolate and porridges

It would barely turn on. And when it did it was slower than a slug. I never found out. Edit: also they used internet explorer *shudder*

banned for using big giant ugly text.

^ The only person who can pull off a fuzzy orange jumper is Velma. < I use only logitech. LOGITECH MASTER RACE. v dislikes chocolate.

My neighbours next door asked me to look after their computer, they said it didn't work to well and to ask if I could also try and fix it. MY CHRIST IF THAT COMPUTER WAS A HUMAN I'D SHOOT IT. SO MUST DUST IN THE FANS, IT DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE DUST! ALL THOSE STRANGE STAINS ON IT! OH GOD.

You are run over by various rampant sausages.

Pool! QUICK RAPPERS HAVE TAKEN YOUR FAMILY HOSTAGE, YOU'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS TO BUST THE MOST DANK RHYME!

Wai u spaek like dis? Are we the full body. Or are we just the brain and our body just a vehicle for the brain?

You start a cult based on evian water. YOU ARE MURDERED BY THE VICIOUS VOLVIC GANG!

Suspended for using the word banned and not following the trend of using a different word but still somewhat means banned.

why cant i hold all these remixes.

describes the average day in this here forum.

You become interested in electronics one day after fiddling with remotes you start dancing on a carpet which generates static electricity you then decided to start fiddling about which a toaster. SUDDENLY KILLER TOAST COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND ASSASSINATES YOU!

that feel when you will never have a glorious glowing battlestation

unrelated but outkast was the shit. She was alright and cute when she wasn't trying to make people think she was mature and could do mature songs. Swinging on a fucking metal wrecking ball whilst half naked doesn't prove you're mature. Neither does licking a sledgehammer.

You swallow glow stick goo and don't find out how to fix this dilemma. You choose the easy way out...You become a glow stick goo-holic. You are hired by glowstick cartels and are shot and killed in a glowing shootout with police and the glowstick cartel.

A robot uprising much like the transformers happens You are mauled by robot coke cans.

Possibly, depending on that particular android gay bear's country and its law of homosexuality. Or depending on the state if it lives in the United States. If it was a life and death situation who would you have sex with? Alyx Vance, Elizabeth from bioshock, or miss pacman

You're fired for not using the proper format.

You fall off a building, attempting to land on a large mattress. Turns out the people who sell mattresses went on strike so your friends thought it'd be a good idea to supply it with a larger cake... Cake doesn't really stop your fall. Who knew?

Banned for raspberry picking the rules.

I find her sexually unattractive. I mean pre-twerk fuck up she was relatively cute but I eh wouldn't sexu her.

livin' in this indiestone paradise.