Tooks

Steve McGarrett buys himself a parrot

I think scratches need to be renamed because they dont sound as severe. The zombie has broken through your flesh with its nails and caused bleeding and a 25% chance of infection. Sounds pretty painful and harsher than what "scratch" makes you think.

Remind me to kick you its really hot here today

oh you say his name like that xD I didnt know Despite being "The Night", Aflred could not get understand the masters fear of frozen rain.

Stephen Colbert has fallen and got hurt?

Aiming With his eyes closed

This thread is not allow to die until i am saved from the time vortex

So do I win?

Spot on!

I dream of a future where magical flying sheep deliver marbles to all the boys and girls

Tony Hollister?

oh dear my turn... Fed up of the high risk low reward missions provided to her as part of SG1, she decided some R&R time in the laser tag zone would do her some good.

Jon Ronson removes his Johnson?

I am 27 and I enjoy dubstep... this is the day my reputation dies

In my defence i have said from my first post that im bad at this

Close enough it was betty white flies a kite but the rhyming words are there!

Genius

one of these was VERY close, person was right, object they were using is wrong

it makes my brain feel proud whenever I get one right. On my phone again so cant bold yet. Everyone remarked how well her aerial toys flew, especially considering she was now 91.

Terence Stamp has found a lamp?

I'm not even sure what this is... some weird headed dude.

Spot on!

oh my god im so proud of myself I'm terrible at coming up with ones though so here's an easy one The deputy prime minister of the UK is sad to discover that he cannot succeed in cooking one of the most simplest breakfast items.

monty don has run a marathon?