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Work hardlying. What do you do first when you awaken?

It has awoken from its winter hibernation! Nature is so beautiful. Are you the type of person that quickly finds the flaws in things?

Tolerant antitheist! Are you more interested in the play or the plot of AAA games?

We are all pizza. Do you think Jesus ever had to poop?

I'd be cute as a button! Why do we have so many redundant words for simple concepts?

Bucket EDIT: as of 5/22/15 i am le ebic winnling player

Fat

Yes I do! And yes, I do! Which colors do you visually register #thedress as? Spoiler I see an ochre-y sort of blue color on the main body and a middly brown kind of color on the lace, the same colors that get pulled out from the actual pixels of the image.

Oh my. I think my first post on the pre-wipe forums was in ATUBYA. It was turbo-ultra-cringy, since I didn't know I'd be hanging around this long. That would put me at about two years ago, I think! What is the best way to arrange a large stack of valuable money?

I would immediately begin exercising with the ghost haunting my hella ripped love interest to help re-sort its issues over not being able to exercise anymore. Would you like to share any interesting details about your life or any other interests you have? If you do, what are they?

Here's a sick, huge list of common suggestions! Animals are on the list of accepted suggestions, so things like wolves and bears are a probable maybe.

i am presently crying i loev this pleas yues ogm myu gohifd

Beats me. Does the thought that we're all like the organelles of a cell bother you at all?

I think I sometimes think, but that implies I'm an independent entity without a predestined life. I also think that I'm not wearing any socks right now... *winfs seskily* What should I stay away from if I plan on maybe sometime writing a Homestuck/Fairly Oddparents crossover fic? Why?

Yes seconded yes yes <3

My power and internet at home are going to be out until maybe next Wednesday, so I won't be able to post the save until then! Sorry! Good news! I'm a fat liar and the power and internet at my house is on now! About the game though: I have however got a neat little guy up in a cute tiny house and a sweet little journal like I saw someone else have. I'll post when I die as should be expected but I won't be free to play it yet. *casually invites offshoots for any silent, impatient randos.*

A user account on a forum website! Who's the raddest fictional character in your opinion?

helloooo i am downloading mascou's save i might maybe die soon and share it on a dropbob

The one that was recently arrested for stabbing someone with a sword! What's the most fitting, clever name you've heard or seen and what was it for?

Crumbly hippie butts! What's the least funny joke you can think of?

I think it was either Twisted Metal or an illegally copied Tomb Raider 4. Maybe Earthworm Jim? I had rad siblings. Are you and any of your friends also rivals? What over?

Sway!

When was the last time you just spontaneously started fidgeting from anxiety or awkwardness?

Aren't shaders the bits that recolor everything?

It's so heavy! Why can't I think of a funny question to ask?