VamyreLord

*subliminal message*

This isn't about money, it's dignity.

"... those were special days to me, being allowed to drink, being allowed to drive, being allowed to fuck, being an 'adult'." Now we are talking.

Tell him: "You need money and I have needs". Who's the creep now, huh?

To be honest, yes.

I guess it's you: "Footmuffin". Who is the funniest member on this forum?

You die of sick... OK,sickness.

I'm also turning 25 soon. Gosh, slowly my youth is fading and I haven't done nothing yet.

You die of Fallout!

Your grandson traveled back in time and murdered your father. Meanwhile, you disappeared from existence due to this.

You tried to hold your breath underwater for 5 minutes, you lost the bet.

You dropped the soap.

Age is just a number, and I don't believe in numbers.

8.1/10 because my life was awesome yesterday.

You tried to imitate a cartoon about wacky animated animals trying to kill each other with your brother. Your brother won.

Aliens abducted you while you were asleep; you die of shock after they cut open your belly for extraterrestrial experiments.

Let's just say a bunch of games including Resistance 2 and Killzone 2 because I needed some cash. Who is your favorite Spiderman villain? Why?

I translate papers. What was the last game you bought?

Just go **** the mailbox, please. What would be your reaction if someone flashed a flashlight directly in your eyes?

Someone decided your house need to be demolished... above your head.

Earthworm Jim

Silent Hill: Downpour

Somehow I entered inside your body, exploding myself in the process.

Airline Tycoon

^ drinking tea actually < overdosed with caffiene v milk + chocolate