Asparagus

Spawned in the middle of a horde... "You survuved 13 min and 28 sec". *sigh* Happy Day of the Dead O__O

In my own little corner in my own little chair I can... survive in the forest sleeping on a chair O__O *zombie passes by when I woke up* >__> *sneaks away deeper into the forest* O__O

I have 3 Spiffo the explorer trading cards... pls someone trade with me O__O

That awesome feeling you get when you 1-hit kill about 20 zombies coming from different directions with an axe and "Maybe we can win this" plays in the background. Bliss O__O

My progress... GONE!! ... again *goodbye 2nd floor farm fortress and 10 rain barrels O__O

I changed my Spiffo Animation... wings and eyes... you can't see the eyes that well though O__O

It works!!

You got a title!!! &%(*^*(*()_{)_

I made a new friend... by force O__O

... I got a title... I GOT A TITLE!! O__O #$%^&**^&%$#$%&* *head jerks to the left and entire body jettisons out of chair*

The Luckiest, most Resilient Overweight Nurse can't find a water bottle O__O

Drink Bleach in moderation with a side of rat... now go violently into that goodnight

... O__O