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I hope you like anal HOW THE FUCK DID THIS THREAD COME TO THIS!? oh right we're on the internet.

^ And it didn't work. (also the illustrious downward arrow is simply a lower case "V", you are very observant) < Likes PORN... "photography" v Likes books on GUNS... "history".

no. is it weird that since i'm in australia, mondoid is tuesdoid?

Suddenly Gertrude's methadone kicked in, creating...

I hate it more when my ass is bleeding. Why aren't you on methadone?

kawaii darth sidious

I once tied Zac Efron up in my basement and made him cockfight bears. So yeah, I guess. How saggy are your balls?

http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Pirate.swf Are you a wizard?

^ Masturbate. < We're on the internet for christ's sake! v You know what the internet's for!?

No. Neither did I. Did you?

Nice dp.

For sure, why not? We should be able to uproot anything really.

CRUSH KILL DESTROY stuff What's your choice weapon when carrying out mass homicide?

Ok yeah that's an overstatement.

^ BEES < Despite all my rage. v You are still only Nicolas Cage.

I hope the xbox one isn't as shit as it's cracked up to be, according to the few people I know who've actually bought it, it's actually an insanely good console, the PR and marketing were just an absolute fucking disaster.

"Is heroin still an option?" What's your opinion on motorcycle helmets?

Banned for not gabeing.

What have I done?

^ Sometimes. < There is no brakes. v On the rape train.

I'm too hipster for smartphones. #stuckinnineties Are you an ass man?

MY SCIENCE!!!

I'm pregnant, who are you?

Banned for cliver.