Interknet

Hi.

I'm actually about 4-years-old to other people, my real age might as well be forgotten because I don't act like it. 

If you think I'm really awesome, then good on you for knowing the truth. To the others that think this is false and just fabrication, then inbox me your real address and I'll rip out your throat like MacGruber. 

This is kind of pointless information, anyway, since most of you will read this and forget what you just read within 5 minutes.