Strategist117

I enjoy playing Project Zomboid... extensively. I want to have fun and laugh, but depending on the people, they are few and far between. I really enjoy creating stuff and experimenting, whether it be mapping, mission creation, or development of personalized social systems in games (i.e. food/trade systems for PZ). I enjoy H2O, O2, and CO2, for different reasons. I play a lot of ARMA, Project Zomboid, and No More Room in Hell. As you can see, I'm a bit of a zombie buff. There are rumors that my testacles are like Pinocchio's nose, in that they grow longer when I fib (okay, maybe at other times, as well).

I don't know how to end this EVER SO BREIF SYNOPSIS OF MY FUCKING LIFE, but I feel it should be with a climactic and dignified conclusion:

Dicks.