mikaelkerensky Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Ah, but not the worst joke you've made in the universe. That's why you can never go back to alpha centauri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 Ah, but not the worst joke you've made in the universe. That's why you can never go back to alpha centauri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevK Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014   My personal Doom are bathrooms, because I only enter them when I am in trouble or vulnerable somehow.  You obviously forgot rule #3, beware of bathrooms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014    My personal Doom are bathrooms, because I only enter them when I am in trouble or vulnerable somehow.  You obviously forgot rule #3, beware of bathrooms... What are the first 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevK Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014     My personal Doom are bathrooms, because I only enter them when I am in trouble or vulnerable somehow.  You obviously forgot rule #3, beware of bathrooms... What are the first 2?  Cardio and double tap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikaelkerensky Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 And i believe number 4 is wear your seat belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014 And i believe number 4 is wear your seat beltI believe number 5 is don't hug zombies, I learned that one the hard way...*goes cry in a corner* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikaelkerensky Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 But... Zombies need love too. i feel your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatever Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 They do need love indeed. The hard pressing love of an axe to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 They do need love indeed. The hard pressing love of an axe to the face.Remember, if anyone ever wants to adopt a zombie, remember to feed him gunpowder through a tube, prefferebely a shotgun's tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffear Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 You can probably figure out how I died by the phrase: "I thought there was sheet rope." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsukune117 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 drinking bleach cause i thought it was orange juice. geeze such an eggread it first tsukune, read it first. Serrate Bloodrage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unexacr Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Within my fortress i've lived for weeks, grew crops... GOT BORED!! and opened the doors for some action, randomly shot in every direction to get them to me and have some fun in my courtyard.So, i had a great time!, ran up the stairs because there were just too many for such a small area... Fought my way up to the 2nd floor.... ran into the corner and.......and clicked the wrong window in my haste! You can probably figure out how I died by the phrase: "I thought there was sheet rope." I know indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 Just had an embarassing death. I always collect books as soon as I start the game, even the expert and master books, for later. So I started reading the cooking for beginners book thinking, this'll take ages. So I upped the gamespeed to the max. Time flew by so quickly and I tried to press the play button for normal speed but I don't think it worked and I died of either hunger or thirst.Worms can't save you now, can they? KevK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolgfred Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014  Just had an embarassing death. Time flew by so quickly and I tried to press the play button for normal speed but I don't think it worked and I died of either hunger or thirst.Worms can't save you now, can they?  It's a good training if you put a worm between the pages. Every 50 pages you find a worm that you can eat - this can prevent starvation over a good book. Fried chicken or ice-cream is not an option. KevK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevK Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 They do need love indeed. The hard pressing love of an axe to the face. Tough love that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueOfGravity Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Within my fortress i've lived for weeks, grew crops... GOT BORED!! and opened the doors for some action, randomly shot in every direction to get them to me and have some fun in my courtyard.So, i had a great time!, ran up the stairs because there were just too many for such a small area... Fought my way up to the 2nd floor.... ran into the corner and.......and clicked the wrong window in my haste! You can probably figure out how I died by the phrase: "I thought there was sheet rope." I know indeed! When you're bored and playing Farmville in PZ.... Well...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDoIM1dRzGo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suino Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 once I was building my super safehouse, I didn't check everything then I fell from the third floor to the ground. It was so bad... Other I entered at the door behind from a house to escape from some zombies, but I left by the front door thinking there would be nothing. Got killed by a huge mass of zombies, so unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuja66613 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 i tried to make a "realistic" apocalypse just to see how well i would fare... that meant normal amount of sprinter/ average strenght/good hearing zombies that can open doors... so as soon as i spawn, i look for a weapon, find a gun with 20 ammo, but a zombie saw me trough the window. I shot it... i killed 16 zombies total, and there where about 5 still alive gnawing on my face... i lasted 1 hour. Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocidolite Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Drinking bleach instead of eating food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonface900 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Walking on mall stairs. 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirrockyqo Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I was outside of a window, and I broke it, and little did I know, around the otherside of the house, there were about 7 zombies, who came through the window and, and about 2 in a closet that I opened first, so I was doomed. Death by ninja zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 I was outside of a window, and I broke it, and little did I know, around the otherside of the house, there were about 7 zombies, who came through the window and, and about 2 in a closet that I opened first, so I was doomed. Death by ninja zombies.Next time, open it instead of breaking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowbar Felt Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Still never figured out why but : Death by eating a onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chachajenkins Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I have 2 windows next to each-other on a tall building, one of which has a sheet rope. I'll let you guess the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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