kinyoshi Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) So the trash can hiding and hidey hole posts got me thinking of an awesome and realistic magic trick we could do in-game. A Body Bag!! This body bag would be carried by a survivor and folded up stored neatly in a backpack or something similar. When the survivor comes across a herd of zombies and is spotted, they can get a head start around a corner somewhere and pull out their body bag and unfold it, hop inside and zip it up. Then all they have to do is lay perfectly still and all of the zombies will go stumbling by because the bag would fool their senses by blocking their vision of you because you are now inside a body bag, they wouldn't not be able to hear you because you are not moving and laying still inside the body bag and they will not be able to smell you, because the body bag is made out of materials that block decomposing odors, so they would be able to block out the smell of a live human. You would have course have to wait until the herd passes, then climb out, and fold it back up into your inventory, leaving it unzipped so you can just jump in again next time. Though if zombies spot you jumping inside of it, they will still attack you and rip the bag apart and eat you. Edited August 18, 2013 by kinyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realmkeeper Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 So, I can't tell if you're just taking the piss or not.If you're serious... well, I voted Nay.If you're just joking around, amusing enough, sure. I can just imagine what's going through a zombie's empty brain -Fresh meat, chase it! Gone round corner, follow it. Whaaa.... that black bag is twitching oddly. Oh well, off to find more meat. kinyoshi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinyoshi Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 So, I can't tell if you're just taking the piss or not.If you're serious... well, I voted Nay.If you're just joking around, amusing enough, sure. I can just imagine what's going through a zombie's empty brain -Fresh meat, chase it! Gone round corner, follow it. Whaaa.... that black bag is twitching oddly. Oh well, off to find more meat. I'm quite serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realmkeeper Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 So, I can't tell if you're just taking the piss or not.If you're serious... well, I voted Nay.If you're just joking around, amusing enough, sure. I can just imagine what's going through a zombie's empty brain -Fresh meat, chase it! Gone round corner, follow it. Whaaa.... that black bag is twitching oddly. Oh well, off to find more meat. I'm quite serious. Oh.Then I stick by my vote. Next time I see someone get a bag out of their pack, unfold it, climb inside, zip it up and act 'dead' in a short timespan, I'll change my mind. But til then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnedEpic Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 o.oWell when I first read the title I had the exact same reaction as Realmkeeper. I'm gonna vote nay. Even if it was implemented I would never use it. If I wanna hide I climb into a house and close the curtains. It works very well and on the off chance it doesn't work, I still have plenty of escape options up my sleeve and room to move.If your discovered in a body bag, how you gonna escape from that? Zombies hunt by sight too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinyoshi Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 o.oWell when I first read the title I had the exact same reaction as Realmkeeper. I'm gonna vote nay. Even if it was implemented I would never use it. If I wanna hide I climb into a house and close the curtains. It works very well and on the off chance it doesn't work, I still have plenty of escape options up my sleeve and room to move.If your discovered in a body bag, how you gonna escape from that? Zombies hunt by sight too. Then you get eaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinyoshi Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) So, I can't tell if you're just taking the piss or not.If you're serious... well, I voted Nay.If you're just joking around, amusing enough, sure. I can just imagine what's going through a zombie's empty brain -Fresh meat, chase it! Gone round corner, follow it. Whaaa.... that black bag is twitching oddly. Oh well, off to find more meat. I'm quite serious. Oh.Then I stick by my vote. Next time I see someone get a bag out of their pack, unfold it, climb inside, zip it up and act 'dead' in a short timespan, I'll change my mind. But til then... Got three out of five Edited August 18, 2013 by kinyoshi willow512 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaGrey Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Do not want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cl0nec0mmand0 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 one thing zombies can "smell" you sometimes they dont need to see you maybe in the dumpster they couldn't smell you because of the trash but this no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasKo Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 one thing zombies can "smell" you sometimes they dont need to see you maybe in the dumpster they couldn't smell you because of the trash but this noPretty much this Doubt the Zombies - who aren't thinking but instead seem to rely on instinct - whould be like "Oh dat's a body bad...dey already dead. Do not want *shuffle along*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinyoshi Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 one thing zombies can "smell" you sometimes they dont need to see you maybe in the dumpster they couldn't smell you because of the trash but this noPretty much thisDoubt the Zombies - who aren't thinking but instead seem to rely on instinct - whould be like "Oh dat's a body bad...dey already dead. Do not want *shuffle along*" Soo, is this a no from ? I can't tell.. it sounds like a yes.. Sounds like Major Payne.. SenorMonstro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow512 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 It's creative. But do try not to get stuck in a zombie apocalypse. kinyoshi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sev Dreamweaver Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 A body bag, by its very definition, does not make allowances for basic living being needs - like breathing. Voluntarily zipping yourself up into an oversized plastic bag while zombies are milling about would be a spectacularly bad idea in any case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasKo Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 one thing zombies can "smell" you sometimes they dont need to see you maybe in the dumpster they couldn't smell you because of the trash but this noPretty much thisDoubt the Zombies - who aren't thinking but instead seem to rely on instinct - whould be like "Oh dat's a body bad...dey already dead. Do not want *shuffle along*" Soo, is this a no from ? I can't tell.. it sounds like a yes..Not sure what on it sounds like a yes. I agree with the post I quoted.It's a No. It doesn't fit the lore, in my opinion. Even in bags, bodies would still smell. TIS has their own lore, so maybe? I wouldn't want it, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headshotkill Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Spray glasex of Loda on the bag and all smells will vanish! Though the way I see this idea is basicly you add it to the game to have another feature but it doesn't really enrich the gameplay. Realmkeeper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realmkeeper Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Spray glasex of Loda on the bag and all smells will vanish! Though the way I see this idea is basicly you add it to the game to have another feature but it doesn't really enrich the gameplay.Well worded.That's exactly what it seems like, adding a feature to the game that doesn't enrich the gameplay (in a positive manner) in any way at all. From a programmers perspective, it's a bit like all the item mods we are beginning to see around - adding in more items that have a similar or identical role to existing items, just to add to the 'variety' of things you find around you. Cool for realism, pointless for added functionality, and detrimental to program run speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorMonstro Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Sounds like Major Payne.. That's a good movie (:I voted yes, only because I like Scrubs kinyoshi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrossross Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 You know zombies hunt with sight, smell, hearing, and temperature. this would not work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Can you even close or open a bag from the inside?You know zombies hunt with temperature. this would not work. Zombies are not equipped with thermal optics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peemore Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Can you even close or open a bag from the inside?You know zombies hunt with temperature. this would not work. Zombies are not equipped with thermal optics. But... what about the ones that are? They've learned to associate the smell of human flesh with the heat signature picked up on the goggles. Whenever they picked up a heat signature, especially a moving one, their instincts would kick in. They would effectively become heat seeking zombies. That's too cray ham to even think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Zombies are not smart enough even for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RorekSR Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 So there's one glaring issue among many with this idea that I'm surprised nobody has brought up yet...Even if you could breathe from within the plastic bag (which would cause the bag to move and make zombies interested) and even if the zombies completely ignored it because of reasons, how exactly would the survivor have any idea that the horde has moved on? Or isn't coming for him while he turns himself into a sausage in a plastic casing? Your post seems to make a lot of assumptions, like a living breathing human being completely undetectable in a garbage bag fashioned with a zipper if they just "lie really still" and that the survivor will be able to somehow know that the horde has moved on despite having zero vision.Literally any course of action you could take would be better than this one. An entire horde spotting you and chasing you down would havefer better survival odds. What if a zombie bumps into the bag or trips over it? What if you ran out of air in the bag? Not to mention, the sheer humidity and heat that would be caused by breathing and being alive in a sealed bag would make a survivor very uncomfortable. Good luck remaining perfectly still when your ass-crack starts sweating and you start to feel light-headed as your brain receives less oxygen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Good luck remaining perfectly still when your ass-crack starts sweating and you start to feel light-headed as your brain receives less oxygen. One hell of a way to die! EDIT: Just realized, 1000 posts! WOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberevan Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I voted yes as an anti suggestion. I don't think body bags can be opened from the inside so you zip yourself up and then you can't move, so they eat you. Or you starve to death slowly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waib Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 it wouldnt work properly, body bags only have a zipper on the outside. you wouldnt be able to zip it up fully because your arm would have to be outside the bag to pull the zipper up, and even if you could get it zipped up fully, you would have just trapped yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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