Sirrockyqo 2 Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 We need Twinkies! They will never go rotten, or stale. Also I was disappointed when I found out eggs couldnt be cooked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kurruk 65 Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 We need Twinkies! They will never go rotten, or stale.Have you watched Zombieland ?!? Also I was disappointed when I found out eggs couldnt be cooked.me too ... but apparently it's being used in soup (2nd and 3rd ingredient) as well as salads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ApolloDiaspora 258 Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Remember: Sugar never goes off, provided you keep it dry.Remember: Jams and preserves avoid rotting by having a sugar content so high, bacteria basically explode due to osmotic pressure (somewhat like salting meat) Twinkies might be off the menu, seeing as they DO in fact, go stale, but bags of boiled sweats, rock candy, and various other hard, sugary treats would probably last an exceptionally long time provided they're kept in a cool, dry place. Tearing into a bag of Spiffo-shaped promotional rock candy six months in? I'd be up for that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sirrockyqo 2 Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Yes, I knew they go stale... But we need to keep the legend alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seiko Yamada 87 Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Sausages where? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unsaved_progress 58 Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Twinkies might be off the menu, seeing as they DO in fact, go stale, but bags of boiled sweats, rock candy, and various other hard, sugary treats would probably last an exceptionally long time provided they're kept in a cool, dry place. Tearing into a bag of Spiffo-shaped promotional rock candy six months in? I'd be up for that you can't live off candy though (despite my best intentions) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EnigmaGrey 6343 Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Remember: Jams and preserves avoid rotting by having a sugar content so high, bacteria basically explode due to osmotic pressure (somewhat like salting meat)And by being sterilized. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kurruk 65 Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 You can always sterilize throat before eating Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoctahWong 124 Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 We need Twinkies! They will never go rotten, or stale. Also I was disappointed when I found out eggs couldnt be cooked.Hate to break it to you, but... Twinkies... do go stale. The urban legend may not be true, but there's no telling that the devs will add it as a extremely rare food that's non-perishable and fills your hunger... TO THE MAAAAAAAAAAAX. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unsaved_progress 58 Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 When I saw this thread I thought it was addressing the infinite food by halves bug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uberevan 240 Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 Pulchra enim sunt ubera quae paululum supereminent et tument modice, nec fluitantia licenter, sed leniter restricta, repressa sed non depressaI just translated your signature with a latin translator...What The **** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suomiboi 899 Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 Pulchra enim sunt ubera quae paululum supereminent et tument modice, nec fluitantia licenter, sed leniter restricta, repressa sed non depressaI just translated your signature with a latin translator...What The ****Ahahahaa!! XD that's awesome. Made my day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites