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Famous Last Words


daorkboypl

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The walls of my house are laden with guns and ammo. I have cupboards stacked with food. My barricades are strong and there isn't a zombie left shambling in this whole town. But... I don't have a single damn stuffed rodent toy to call a friend. 

 

Where'd I stash the bleach? :D

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So, I had just set up an AMAZING fort at the Isolated House in Muldraugh. Relatively skilled character (lvl 4 3/4 Carpenter, solid melee skills, just started a farm.)

 

I wanted to add on to the preexisting structure, make it a five-story-fort-of-win.

 

"Time to start working over the pre-existing roof with the sledge-SHIT"

 

Falls through roof, leg shatters upon impact with the bed right below me. Now I'm stuck inside my bed, ala Johnny Depp in "A Nightmare on Elm Street".

 

Then I realized I didn't have my sledge.

 

Or any bleach...

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*accidentally falls from building* "SHIT MY LEGS TERMINAL DAMAGE WTF!!! Oh wait I'm fine."

*scratched 3 times in a row* "OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE NO I'M TOO YOUNG PLS!!!!! Oh wait no infection."

*sees a lonely zombie wandering around base* "Hmph, let's clean up..."

 

...gets bit.

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*Hears a thud sound on windows* or *Hears loud bang on the door*

  • "What was that?"
  • "They're here"
  • "Gotta leave this place now"
  • "Lol, how did they even find me?"

*Incoming sound of chopper overhead of current location*

  • "F*ck, I hope they don't find me here.."
  • "Really? this is b*llsh*t."
  • "Leave me alone." *cries, hoping not to get found by a horde.*

*Being chased by a very large horde and decides to go to a forest to lose them there*

  • "I'm lost."
  • "I'm hungry."
  • "I'm thirsty."
  • "Shouldn't have done that..."
  • "Are they still following me?"
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