BetaSpectre Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I wonder if this pipe bomb will kill those zeds across the fence.Ah its just a scr...(neck, left, right arm, right leg bleeding, left arm can not be bandaged death in 14 seconds) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrrent Eiledoll Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 "One step closer to the edge ..... AHHHHHHH!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 "I think I forgot to disable firespread."- Me as my friend chucks a molotov at a horde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonhart18 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Me playing with my wife. I got an idea. Attack me with your sword and ill power level first aid. STOP SWINGING IM GONNA D---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittenofdoom Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Me playing with my wife. I got an idea. Attack me with your sword and ill power level first aid. STOP SWINGING IM GONNA D----to be far you did walk me off a four story base! leonhart18 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittenofdoom Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015  Me playing with my wife. I got an idea. Attack me with your sword and ill power level first aid. STOP SWINGING IM GONNA D----to be far you did walk me off a four story base!  fair*  perfectly fortified base above hardware store in westpoint.pathways connnecting to near by roof tops.finishes building last wall."best part is zeds cant get up here because of the sheet rope and we destroyed the stairs."the moment my husband finds out building wood floor over stairs isnt the same as destroying it... leonhart18 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daman453 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 "Oh yeah this area was cleared out, it feels safe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daman453 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 New one, "Oh yeah i have lot's of ammo let's shoot the hoard that came because of that alarm" Killed the hoard, burned a few walls because the zombies saw a fire and decieded to roll in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valhalla_bound Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 "I'm gonna jump! None of you can stop me!""Ow my leg! I'm gonna jump again once I get back up there!"Got bit on an MP server. Didn't feel like waiting it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clerkius Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Ah yes, last words... "YOU NECROTIC BASTARDS HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE BEST OF ME!!! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT TO EAT YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEERS!!! YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT!!?!?!?!?! EAT ROUND AFTER ROUND OF MY BULLETS YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!! YOU WANT TO EAT SOMETHING TASTY, COME JOIN MY MOLOTOV COCKTAIL BBQ PARTY ASSHOLES!!!!" ...I could go on, but this is generally how I act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaltag Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Me: "I got bitten in the groin by a zombie"My brother: "Was is a girl?"Me: "Yea why?"*pause*Both: "Bow Chicka Wow Wow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPepeFrog Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 "Thank you for my dying wish, I never expected to be reunited with my chiwawa and my man! Also this pumpkin spice latte really hits the spot!" April Jr, Oletta Greene Jones later died in her senpai arms, only to be around the few things she truly desired in this world; Her chiwawa, lattes and her man! Truly a tragic death.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanorfeadiel Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 #1 "Oh no I'm starving. Â Yeah found some white berries. Â Mmmmm delicious!!! Â I'm no longer hungry. Â Why is my health dropping? Â Â Why is my health dropping?" Â Dead. Â Joy of discovering that there are poisonous berries in the game for the first time... Â Â Â Â #2 "What do you mean I'm too close to the campfire?" Â Joy of discovering death by fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strats Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I just woke up, my character is refreshed, and I've tackled two story survivor houses before. Let's go get that one-story trailer one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bughunter66 Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 "I got this." Â Proceeds to get a bite due to my character doing a 180 for some reason while attacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winterpyre Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 "I should go get more sheet rope to put on these windows so I don't accidentally fall" Â climbs out of wrong window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Man_Standing Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 (edited) "Finally I have the spare time and fuel to burn all these dead bodies, then my safehouse will not only bee secure but I won't have to look at all these nasty corpses!" -Set campfire in extremely dense woods near safehouse and right next to a tree. -Cause forest fire, spreads, burns down safehouse, I make off with a few random loads of everything I can carry out. Lose at least several month's worth of food, containers full of tools and a lovingly-crafted library. -swear so loud and much my next door neighbor knocks and asks if I hurt myself. (when I told him he thought it was hilarious) -  Edited May 13, 2016 by Last_Man_Standing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asrayl Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 "I can see my house from here. WHOOPS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Man_Standing Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 "Ah, who cares if it's night out and there's no indoor lights? I don't need to go find a flashlight, I remember where the grating is at the top of these stairs at the Giga-Mart, you just keep against the right hand wAAAAAALLL - " *CRUNCH* *FRACTURE*  -For added fun, my character has the 'slow healer' trait...that playthrough didn't even last a half hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXxFANCYCAPYBARA36xXx Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 (edited) *bleeds out buckets* *spits a lung out* haha b**** i left the oven on *dies*  Edited May 16, 2016 by zoeyflower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strats Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Mooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa-CRACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bughunter66 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 "I wonder if I can stand on roof tiles... would make sense. I can even try to build a new room here if it works!" Â .. Â Falls through roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicklemeTommy Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 "WHY DID YOU IGNITE IT IN THE HOUSE" -Me when my friend used an incendiary explosive inside my room 3 floors up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leanmelon Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 "You can't die from this height." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Code Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 "There will be ashes by morning" throws 3 molotovs in the window. bounce back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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