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Famous Last Words


daorkboypl

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"Oh, that door is close to that balcony... I'm glad nothing can go wro-"
"Ouch, my leg is broken!"
"Where did this horde come f-"

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*Pumps a shotgun*

 

"Say Hello To My Appropriately Sized Friend MotherFu**ers!!"

 

I was bitten, I took an entire set of painkillers, washed it down with whiskey and wine, then for good measure drunk some bleach and got out a shotgun. I took down 50 of the bastards before the bleach killed me.

 

Spiff

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Challenge The Last Stand - was sorting my stuff out in super barricaded second floor appartment when I hear:

KABLAMMMMM MMMMOAAAAANNNN RAAARGHRRT ZZZRAAARTGHH MOAAANNNNNNSSZZZZ 

 

''Wher.. how the fuck yall got in !?!?!  ''

 

3 slugs later I'm RIP.

 

Edit:

(* Phoenix Long Road Edition - Sandbox Low Pop. everything else kept as original*)

 

'' wow this is an amazing spot, nice huge roof, premade high fences oh and a pine-like rooftop I can waaaaalllkkkk aaahhhhh!''

 

*falls through roof into lonely warehouse room breaking his thigh*

 

''fck. theres' gotta be a plank in one of these crates...''

 

finds zombie. knifes zombie. 

 

finds no plank. finds no exit no window no doors... no bleach...

 

''ahh a lighter... 8-)  lemme just equip my whiskey bottle...''

 

trows molotov and watches himself burn in agony :twisted:  (you survived 7 hours)

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