Vulspire Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 We use them to train boxers. That's why we have such great boxers over here. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Choose.I take the red pill. I... Am... The ONE! *Beats crap out of a man in a suit and casually walks away.* What would you do if you came to realize that all reality around you was really the matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Im guessing purple. Because if you choke them and their face turns red... (Red + Blue = Purple)Right? Mabe... This is a very dark post... What do you do with a kangaroo?Off-topic: Actually, the color a smurf would turn when asphyxiated would entirely depend on what color its blood was, and what color their blood turns when de-oxygenated. Since smurfs are normally blue, that might suggest their blood uses hemocyanin instead of hemoglobin to oxygenate cells, which might result in it looking much, much paler or even taupe when asphyxiated. I'm likely wrong though; they probably don't even have blood, much less circulatory systems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I take the red pill. I... Am... The ONE! *Beats crap out of a man in a suit and casually walks away.* What would you do if you came to realize that all reality around you was really the matrix.I would go to a psychiatrist You have become immortal, what do you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCenturion Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Attempt to find some way to create a never ending paradox through immortality that destroys logic the the fabric of the universe. What's the meaning of life again? I appear to have forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivster Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The meaning of life is meaningless. if you had 947 seconds to live what would you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweek Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The meaning of life is meaningless. if you had 947 seconds to live what would you do. 15min ? hmm smoke all my weed and turn up some epic music to full volume, maybe even get naked and dance. Why is water transparent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Because light can do what it want What would you do if you were in ancient greece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedStranger Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Redefine philosophy as we know it by breaking the temporal prime directive, polluting the ancient world with my own modern knowledge! Then, I'd take over with modern technology and build my own parodoxical empire! Afterwards, I would destroy the pantheon and decree the old gods dead and order idols of famous video game characters to supplant them: Mario - god of plumbing, fire, stars, unrequited love, and mushrooms. Sonic - god of chaos, defiance, speed, and pin cusions. Bob and Kate - god of bald spots, marriage, and euthanasia by use of fluffy pillows . The list can go on... Also, I would build the very first Spiffo's! Speaking of philosphy, in the name of intellectual humility, what logical fallacy would you admit you are most guilty of commiting in argumentation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Redefine philosophy as we know it by breaking the temporal prime directive, polluting the ancient world with my own modern knowledge! Then, I'd take over with modern technology and build my own parodoxical empire! Afterwards, I would destroy the pantheon and decree the old gods dead and order idols of famous video game characters to supplant them: Mario - god of plumbing, fire, stars, unrequited love, and mushrooms. Sonic - god of chaos, defiance, speed, and pin cusions. Bob and Kate - god of bald spots, marriage, and euthanasia by use of fluffy pillows . The list can go on... Also, I would build the very first Spiffo's! Speaking of philosphy, in the name of intellectual humility, what logical fallacy would you admit you are most guilty of commiting in argumentation?NOT YELLING ENOUGH!!!! The goddess Athena is now your neighbor. How do you make your first impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augur Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I am one smooth criminal. You are trapped in a mathematical hellscape. What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I divide by zero and use the mathematic black hole to escape It is 0 AD, you are in rome, and the zombie apocalypse has started. What do you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedStranger Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Inform the Legion in the proper way of disposing of the undead before it can spread through out the country. Then, flee to Judea to meet Christ. Who is your favorite videogame mascot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Spiffo! Do you have any horrible, dark, awful, atrocious secrets or personal details? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suomiboi Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Spiffo! Do you have any horrible, dark, awful, atrocious secrets or personal details? Yes! What do you think they are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Your mother was secretly a CD player. Why did Bob leave the stove on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suomiboi Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 The house had to be burned. Where does the sky start from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK'EZ-54 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 My dustbin. Do you have any spare batches of loyalty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zainox Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I think I have some in the cupboard. Why are oranges, orange and called oranges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Oranges and orange are called oranges because oranges are orange. Why are you here and not over there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulspire Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Oranges and orange are called oranges because oranges are orange. Why are you here and not over thereSilly, I am over there. Why fight a bear and loose your underwear when you could sit down and eat a pair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zainox Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Either way you are going to loose a pair of underwear. May aswell make a bear friend while your at it. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I did, it was delicious Who thought it was a good idea to give the yeti coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 The yeti. How come people try so hard but achieve nothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorMonstro Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Because of the laziness (?) Because of the society that teach to the minds to stay static (?) I know what I'm saying (?) Or maybe not (?) Will you be tender? Will you stay at my side when I can't hold it anymore? Will you sit at my left when I run to the bathroom to let go that thing you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 No, as soon as you go I'm gonna take your wallet and run. Would you help me take over the world, I'll give you canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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