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  1. T'was a murky morning in the land of

Dildondus, and everyone was

Eating pancakes

With forks.

Suddenly a herald from the opposing kingdom of

Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, as their inferior waffles had

been abducted by the mole-people.

and the moles said the Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilifications were next due to them not being hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia friendly.

Luckily the Kingdom of Dildondus didn't give a fuck since they opposed the kingdom of Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, nailing the herald's hat to his head and going to the pub for a quick

Sex On The Beach, but it turned out the pub was a literal drinks pub, and he ended up having sex with

myself, at which point I wondered, how much meth DID I smoke today?

then I realised, I was Walter White which, quite frankly, explained alot...

But then suddenly,

the village alarm ukulele sounded!

It was time for the village to dance to the Bee Gees, however one person did not dance

at which point the mole people came up and said "You should be dancing...yeah" and shot him.

luckily he already stashed away all is gold, which he looted in the cave of

The Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification kingdom. He stole all this gold to pay off his

mother, for all the pancakes she had brought for his

pet sloth, which was also a alcoholic and turned out to be the great

hero destined to overthrow the waffle loving mole-people

The pet did a special power attack to the mole people which costed 140 mana. The mole king screamed out in terror:

"Y U USE ALL DAT MANA" before fainting and dissolving into a keyboard.

The keyboard was then taken to court, to be tried for all the heinous crimes it committed in life, the judes sentenced it to

7 years of drowning in spilled soda. The people were

so happy that they summoned Jeremy Kyle, who then started screaming at everyone so much that the mole people threw waffles at him.

Then those waffles began to dance

to the theme tune of Jurassic Park.

But what they didn't guess, the waffles' presence were soon brought to an end by

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. T'was a murky morning in the land of
  2. Dildondus, and everyone was
  3. Eating pancakes
  4. With forks.
  5. Suddenly a herald from the opposing kingdom of
  6. Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, as their inferior waffles had
  7. been abducted by the mole-people.
  8. and the moles said the Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilifications were next due to them not being hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia friendly.
  9. Luckily the Kingdom of Dildondus didn't give a fuck since they opposed the kingdom of Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, nailing the herald's hat to his head and going to the pub for a quick
  10. Sex On The Beach, but it turned out the pub was a literal drinks pub, and he ended up having sex with
  11. myself, at which point I wondered, how much meth DID I smoke today?
  12. then I realised, I was Walter White which, quite frankly, explained alot...
  13. But then suddenly,
  14. the village alarm ukulele sounded!
  15. It was time for the village to dance to the Bee Gees, however one person did not dance
  16. at which point the mole people came up and said "You should be dancing...yeah" and shot him.
  17. luckily he already stashed away all is gold, which he looted in the cave of
  18. The Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification kingdom. He stole all this gold to pay off his
  19. mother, for all the pancakes she had brought for his
  20. pet sloth, which was also a alcoholic and turned out to be the great
  21. hero destined to overthrow the waffle loving mole-people
  22. The pet did a special power attack to the mole people which costed 140 mana. The mole king screamed out in terror:
  23. "Y U USE ALL DAT MANA" before fainting and dissolving into a keyboard.
  24. The keyboard was then taken to court, to be tried for all the heinous crimes it committed in life, the judes sentenced it to
  25. 7 years of drowning in spilled soda. The people were
  26. so happy that they summoned Jeremy Kyle, who then started screaming at everyone so much that the mole people threw waffles at him.
  27. Then those waffles began to dance
  28. to the theme tune of Jurassic Park.
  29. But what they didn't guess, the waffles' presence were soon brought to an end by
  30. -snip-, who ended the story

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  1. One day, one particular hippy panda was walking down the street, when
  2. Chinese zoologists captured him and put him in an
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  1. One day, one particular hippy panda was walking down the street, when
  2. Chinese zoologists captured him and put him in an
  3. asylum for the annoyingly insane, where he then made a friend called -snip-, who wouldn't finish stories. 
  4. The insane "-snip-" started to develop a love for crayons, so he told the hippy panda to
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  1. One day, one particular hippy panda was walking down the street, when
  2. Chinese zoologists captured him and put him in an
  3. asylum for the annoyingly insane, where he then made a friend called -snip-, who wouldn't finish stories. 
  4. The insane "-snip-" started to develop a love for crayons, so he told the hippy panda to
  5. draw his life (using crayons of course), the hippy panda proceeded to do this, and it was so good, it became a youtube sensation. -snip- and Hippy Panda started a youtube channel called
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  1. One day, one particular hippy panda was walking down the street, when
  2. Chinese zoologists captured him and put him in an
  3. asylum for the annoyingly insane, where he then made a friend called -snip-, who wouldn't finish stories. 
  4. The insane "-snip-" started to develop a love for crayons, so he told the hippy panda to
  5. draw his life (using crayons of course), the hippy panda proceeded to do this, and it was so good, it became a youtube sensation. -snip- and Hippy Panda started a youtube channel called
  6. they then gained lots of views and love and promptly were released, reason being they "proved they were not insane..."
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  1. One day, one particular hippy panda was walking down the street, when
  2. Chinese zoologists captured him and put him in an
  3. asylum for the annoyingly insane, where he then made a friend called -snip-, who wouldn't finish stories. 
  4. The insane "-snip-" started to develop a love for crayons, so he told the hippy panda to
  5. draw his life (using crayons of course), the hippy panda proceeded to do this, and it was so good, it became a youtube sensation. -snip- and Hippy Panda started a youtube channel called 
  6. they then gained lots of views and love and promptly were released, reason being they "proved they were not insane..."
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 Lol just gonna point something out, you didn't add the name of the channel...Would you mind putting in a name? 

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