Toe Tags Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 1. Bought it week ago and I have 50 hours played according to steam!2. My work is suffering.3. I am willfully ignoring opposite sex and refusing to socialize. 4. I bought caned beans in the store yesterday by default (which I usually don't).5. Every time I hear a car alarm on the street I freak and check my surroundings. But, all that said, thank you devs, thank you so very much for this incredible game. Keep up the good work. umoito, Foxtrot, _susmab_ and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryke Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 6. Whenever I open my refrigerator, I'm surprised that it's not full of rotten food. ToastedFishSandwich, Gibbles, Narnobie111 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlasmaMan Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 *EDIT* This is somehow my most liked post ever. Thanks guys! Cl0nec0mmand0, ToastedFishSandwich, blindcoder and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4TAL3FFECT Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 7. I keep filling all my kitchen containers like cups with tap water in case the water supply ceases to exist. ToastedFishSandwich, Mrxbath and Narnobie111 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuclearSharkhead Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 8. If you keep double checking that all your window curtains are closed 9. You are caught breaking and entering peoples' houses and raiding fridges 10. You bandage your entire body (and look like a mummy as a result) 11. You start tying sheet ropes and hanging them from your second floor windows 12. Moodles start appearing in the upper right hand corner of your eyesight Am I doing it right? Narnobie111, unsaved_progress, syfy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gonzo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 13. You start cooking soup with flour and eggs Zombies are my friends 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4TAL3FFECT Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 8. If you keep double checking that all your window curtains are closed 9. You are caught breaking and entering peoples' houses and raiding fridges 10. You bandage your entire body (and look like a mummy as a result) 11. You start tying sheet ropes and hanging them from your second floor windows 12. Moodles start appearing in the upper right hand corner of your eyesight Am I doing it right?Sharkie subscriber here. Would be cool if you made a LP of Zomboid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuclearSharkhead Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Sharkie subscriber here. Would be cool if you made a LP of Zomboid. Dude I just discovered the PZ mod site. Going ham over there downloading everything xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4TAL3FFECT Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Sharkie subscriber here. Would be cool if you made a LP of Zomboid. Dude I just discovered the PZ mod site. Going ham over there downloading everything xDEither way have fun with this game It's nice seeing you cover a completely different type of game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flachzang Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 14. You start stinking because you avoid bathrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuclearSharkhead Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 14. You start stinking because you avoid bathrooms.Omg so true! Why can't you ever take showers in PZ when water is still working? xD 15. You start sneaking around with a blunt weapon raised above your head everywhere you go Narnobie111 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4TAL3FFECT Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Gibbles, Zombies are my friends, Walther and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flachzang Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 16. You get caught breaking in your neighbours house to look for supplies, armed with a frying pan. 17. You exclusively cook in your neighbours house to avoid a fire in your own. 18. You realise that your frontyard is too small as you try to burn the words: "HELP! SURVIVORS INSIDE" into your lawn. RobertJohnson and Narnobie111 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marinus Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 19 When someone knocks on the door, you bash their head in with a frying pan. ToastedFishSandwich, Narnobie111 and syfy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PintLasher Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 20. You get shocked when you go to the kitchen to make a grilled cheese sandwhich and find NPC's in your house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 21. When you want to see what is inside a store, you just break a window and help yourself to whatever they have. 22. While walking down an aisle in your local Home Depot type store, you start grabbing as many boxes of nails as you can carry. 23. You find yourself at the local hiking/camping store asking about the weight reduction abilities of their largest backpack/dufflebags Narnobie111 and Spain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flachzang Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 24. You eat your cigarettes instead of smoking them. Mrxbath, Zombies are my friends, F4TAL3FFECT and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthdraken Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Just so happens, directed to the thread creator. That my partner asked me why the house alarms across the street kept going off and i said its the game not he RL.Also yesterday we were drivig about and we were clocking up good anti zombie location around town. A library is bad. A old victorian house has solid walls. But a modern tower block complete with heavy duty metal doors with mag lock is perfect. Good view points solid walls limited access points. Easy for ropes from first floor. Plenty of rooms. And a roof for growing crops and catching rain.And a lift for the transfer of soil before the electricity goes out.A snipers dream F4TAL3FFECT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 25. Playing GTA:Online you immediately head to your apartment when it starts to rain.I did this earlier and had to give my self a big facepalm. Narnobie111, F4TAL3FFECT, Mrxbath and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryke Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 26. Whenever I see a box of pencils I can't decide if I should arm myself or write a journal. Narnobie111 and Zombies are my friends 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxtrot Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 27. I never pass up on acquiring a garbage bag. Narnobie111 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombies are my friends Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 28. I run around in circles because I think that it will level up my sprinting.29. Whenever I see another human I think that they've re-added NPCs.30. Whenever I drink soda I fill up the bottle with water and put it in my cupboard.31. I always carry a bath towel with me in case it starts to rain. Narnobie111, RobertJohnson and F4TAL3FFECT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FearTheAmish Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 32. When your wife is sick you stare at a pillow and have a terrible internal debate. Narnobie111 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marinus Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 33. You squeal with joyous anticipation whenever you find a wooden crate. F4TAL3FFECT and Narnobie111 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaphod Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 34. You prepare your watermelons with a baseball bat. syfy, Zombies are my friends, Narnobie111 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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