Viceroy 772 Posted March 28, 2014 A swordfish impales you and you die of a collapsed lung. Such a good catch too though, poor you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anvilman6 37 Posted March 28, 2014 You discover your forum game has spiraled out of control to fourteen pages of gibbering and quickly feed yourself to the forum Admins, who mercifully end your thread and your suffering.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viceroy 772 Posted March 29, 2014 You get jumped by raptors. You don't survive, no matter what the comic says. 1 Anvilman6 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anvilman6 37 Posted March 30, 2014 The ice floes are a far more inhospitable environment than you expected, your food supply runs out and you perish feet from the north pole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viceroy 772 Posted March 30, 2014 ((Yay finally someone uses the correct term for floating ice))Â Your little heart gives out in all the excitement as you discover the worlds best song ever. Only to die before telling a soul or recording it in any way. Civilization suffers a great loss as the best band ever fades into obscurity, drowned out by teen pop and Justine Boubier. Shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VamyreLord 118 Posted March 30, 2014 My little sister draws a picture of you and then perform a black magic ritual so you become trapped in the drawing instead. My little sister then proceed and burn the said drawing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatGuitarist 102 Posted March 31, 2014 You die because i freaking lost my Pokemon cards and i rage at you.  (Mewtwo, Jolteon, Inti, Salamence.. *Sob*) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unsaved_progress 57 Posted April 1, 2014 You die when the creatures from your Pokemon cards come to life and hunt you down for losing them. Jolteon electrocutes you while mewtwo does some psychic shit and your brain explodes.  Also Salamence feeds you bleach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Footmuffin 395 Posted April 1, 2014 I think you know what I'm going to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kitt Frostpaws 354 Posted April 2, 2014 You have a heart-attack induced by the sudden occurrence of your natural parents who spontaneously explode into existence before your very eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Footmuffin 395 Posted April 4, 2014 Your adorably atrophied kitten heart fails while a vet attempts to hold you and bring you to their examination room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatGuitarist 102 Posted April 6, 2014 You die because ... rules:     THERE ARE NONE ...there are no rules in this world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheCenturion 182 Posted April 6, 2014 Death by being forced to play Rome II! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uberevan 240 Posted April 7, 2014 You meet me 1 Footmuffin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rikashey 154 Posted April 7, 2014 You meet me You die of old age while surrounded by your loved ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VamyreLord 118 Posted April 7, 2014 You die of old age while surrounded by me and only me. 1 uberevan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Footmuffin 395 Posted April 8, 2014 You die as a result of massive internal hemorrhaging after being crushed by your obese partner, who also happened to have a mild crush fetish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vorhees 0 Posted April 8, 2014 You die while drowning while snorkeling in a man-made saltwater pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheCenturion 182 Posted April 8, 2014 *levels bazooka* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Narnobie111 96 Posted April 9, 2014 You die from emotional heartbreak from watching the ending of telltale games's the walking dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uberevan 240 Posted April 9, 2014 You are forced to watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie over and over Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheCenturion 182 Posted April 9, 2014 You are forced to watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie over and over with an Oculus Rift 3 VamyreLord, uberevan and Footmuffin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Footmuffin 395 Posted April 9, 2014 Monoculus makes a rift in your head! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatGuitarist 102 Posted April 17, 2014 You get Bioshock 2's Good ending and cry so much you lose too much liquid from your eyes and die instantly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Decimus Wolf-Zombie Expert 8 Posted April 18, 2014 A rabid, stray cat smashes a guitar over your head and you die from blood loss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
