ac30fspad35 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 rules: THERE ARE NONE. BEGIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathlord Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 You will die contently in your sleep, surrounded by friends and family who love you. VamyreLord, Narnobie111 and uberevan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted January 3, 2014 Author Share Posted January 3, 2014 you will die by eating too much peanut butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You will die by bleeding out of a paper cut uberevan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You will be smothered to death by three dozen spiffo plushies. Narnobie111 and ac30fspad35 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted January 4, 2014 Author Share Posted January 4, 2014 you will suffocate from a trillion hugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You will die by falling down the grand canyon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted January 4, 2014 Author Share Posted January 4, 2014 You will die by falling down the grand canyonyou will die by ingesting to much purple ink. Terra_Incendia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You slip in the shower and break your spine. You are then trapped until you die of hypothermia due to your hot water running out and the knobs out of your reach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Your little 5 years-old brother will strike your head with a baseball bat while laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 A SWAT team will break into your house with a shoot first attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You will most definitely die by masturbating excessively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirrus Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Quick general note, this thread could easily break rule one. Since it's kinda supposed to, we'll let most things slide here, but personal attacks, or hate speech of any kind won't be acceptable. If you're getting heated, step back, Or Else.. Other than that game on! *bitten whilst sleeping in bed, by zombies, turned* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You're probably right Kirrus.So also let's keep it a little less naughty, everyone!By old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You are going to drown in the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You are the first causality of the NORTH KOREAN INVASION!disregard the clear american flag patchi mean tactical north korean stealth infiltration tactic Necromatic_Corgi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Your favorite doctor is going to accidentally kill you by erotic asphyxiation with a pillow. It later comes out though, that the pillow was actually a sentient alien, so you were smothered to death by a sentient pillow. I don't know. Bprince2010UK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You will die do to lack of oxygen while testing out scuba gear before going into the water Aardman55 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You will be consumed by ants slowly for the length of 9 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You commit suicide after an intense grief and mental collapse following the decimation of the human race to a mysterious, sudden, and uncontainable plague. One of the few other immune people you met and the only one you fell in love with died after being raped and then cannibalized by a group of raiders, the only other survivors you two had met for several months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You jump off a building but forget to press the parachute button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirrus Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You jump off a cliff, shouting "wheee!", forgetting about fall-damage IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaGrey Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You jump off a cliff, shouting "wheee!", forgetting about fall-damage IRL.You strut confidently out from the ledge of a cliff but fail to fall until you look down.Wait, what thread is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You attempt to throw yourself from a building but end up breaking most of the bones in your limbs on impact, which have been mangled badly enough to break the skin. Your jumping height was too close to the earth and you quickly die of blood loss as the ambulance is arriving. Spoiler <3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 You turn into a rhino and are poached for your horns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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