Viceroy Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 A swordfish impales you and you die of a collapsed lung. Such a good catch too though, poor you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvilman6 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 You discover your forum game has spiraled out of control to fourteen pages of gibbering and quickly feed yourself to the forum Admins, who mercifully end your thread and your suffering.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 You get jumped by raptors. You don't survive, no matter what the comic says. Anvilman6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvilman6 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 The ice floes are a far more inhospitable environment than you expected, your food supply runs out and you perish feet from the north pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 ((Yay finally someone uses the correct term for floating ice)) Your little heart gives out in all the excitement as you discover the worlds best song ever. Only to die before telling a soul or recording it in any way. Civilization suffers a great loss as the best band ever fades into obscurity, drowned out by teen pop and Justine Boubier. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 My little sister draws a picture of you and then perform a black magic ritual so you become trapped in the drawing instead. My little sister then proceed and burn the said drawing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatGuitarist Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 You die because i freaking lost my Pokemon cards and i rage at you. (Mewtwo, Jolteon, Inti, Salamence.. *Sob*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsaved_progress Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 You die when the creatures from your Pokemon cards come to life and hunt you down for losing them. Jolteon electrocutes you while mewtwo does some psychic shit and your brain explodes. Also Salamence feeds you bleach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I think you know what I'm going to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 You have a heart-attack induced by the sudden occurrence of your natural parents who spontaneously explode into existence before your very eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Your adorably atrophied kitten heart fails while a vet attempts to hold you and bring you to their examination room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatGuitarist Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 You die because ... rules: THERE ARE NONE ...there are no rules in this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCenturion Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Death by being forced to play Rome II! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberevan Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You meet me Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikashey Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You meet me You die of old age while surrounded by your loved ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You die of old age while surrounded by me and only me. uberevan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You die as a result of massive internal hemorrhaging after being crushed by your obese partner, who also happened to have a mild crush fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorhees Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You die while drowning while snorkeling in a man-made saltwater pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCenturion Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 *levels bazooka* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 You die from emotional heartbreak from watching the ending of telltale games's the walking dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberevan Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 You are forced to watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie over and over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCenturion Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 You are forced to watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie over and over with an Oculus Rift VamyreLord, Footmuffin and uberevan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Monoculus makes a rift in your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatGuitarist Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 You get Bioshock 2's Good ending and cry so much you lose too much liquid from your eyes and die instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Wolf-Zombie Expert Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 A rabid, stray cat smashes a guitar over your head and you die from blood loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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