Footmuffin Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 You die inside the stomach of an enormous anthropomorphic furry beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 you die of....of....a person poking you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 A blackjack dealer quickly throws an ace of spades into your neck. It severely bruises the arteries in your neck; your carotid artery is affected the most. You die from hypoxia in your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 You die from hypoxia in your brain. Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armeretta Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 You will die from smoking krokodil-laced cigarettes at a party, forming an addiction, and being mistaken for a zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 A blackjack dealer quickly throws an ace of spades into your neck. It severely bruises the arteries in your neck; your carotid artery is affected the most. You die from hypoxia in your brain.i am immune to any card death. therefore you die of a million ac30fspad35 to your body.it then eruptes in a painful explosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 You die peacefully in your mother's lab while she sings you this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I eat the remainder of your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 I eat the remainder of your body.new rules: your supposed to say "you die"before you say anything else. 5 point deduction.....just kidding. you die of over 900,000,000,000,000 point deduction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Ooh! Is there a point system now? You die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Ooh! Is there a point system now? You die.no that was just a joke....but this isn't. you die of nyan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Teh_Penguin_Of_D00M tracks you down and pecks your guts out. Spoiler are loose interpretations of the "you die" phrasing allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Teh_Penguin_Of_D00M tracks you down and pecks your guts out. Spoiler are loose interpretations of the "you die" phrasing allowed? yeah i guess. oh you die of bagel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The cream cheese that was on the bagel is forced into your nostrils, mouth, sinuses. throat, trachea, and lungs, smothering you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 hahahaha there was no cream cheese. you were in the bagel an i ate you and pooped you out and you die of poop Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You die of indigestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You take a handgun in your right hand, you put a bullet inside, reload it and then BANG you shoot yourself through the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Reloading was unnecessary! I'd just lock the slide, slip a round in, then release the slide. Then BANG. You jump into a vat of spherical acid thinking it was the only way to save your family from certain doom. Turns out there was no doom and you just jumped into a vat of acid. GG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You die after 7 days of watching the ring cursed video tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You choke on jam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctahWong Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You choke on a cucumber. (PUN INTENDED!) Bprince2010UK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiepupz Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You die after prolonged exposure to angry teacher-itus...(tis a very serious disease, peopple!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 An angry teacher kills you for spelling "people" wrong VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiepupz Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You get killed by the anti-grammar Nazi organisation ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 My new profile picture all goes wrong before I change it and it eats you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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