VamyreLord Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 You were infected by the T-virus, thus turning you into a zombie. This is how you died. Bprince2010UK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 You attempt and successfully commit suicide once more after your prior attempt following the gruesome death of your post-plague lover, which resulted in you seriously mangling your face and neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 You fall off a building, attempting to land on a large mattress.Turns out the people who sell mattresses went on strike so your friends thought it'd be a good idea to supply it with a larger cake...Cake doesn't really stop your fall. Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 A broken time machine teleports a t-rex into your house. chaos ensues Bprince2010UK, VamyreLord and syfy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 You are bitten by a vampire but actually you don't turn into immortal instead, you die! Because the vampire is a troll. Bprince2010UK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 A robot uprising much like the transformers happensYou are mauled by robot coke cans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RorekSR Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 You're about to make sweet sexy time with a lovely lady when she reaches inside her nightstand for a condom and instead pulls out a shiv. And shivs you. 47 times in the face, 16 in the torso, and twice in the family jewels. VamyreLord, Bprince2010UK and Necromatic_Corgi 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 You choke to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 You swallow glow stick goo and don't find out how to fix this dilemma.You choose the easy way out...You become a glow stick goo-holic. You are hired by glowstick cartels and are shot and killed in a glowing shootout with police and the glowstick cartel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 A huge group of birds of various different species flies into your house and kills and eats you at 2:11 a.m. Bprince2010UK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiepupz Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 You become a zombie after infection by being...bit in the groin! (come on, hasn't this happened to everyone?) Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Steel Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 You are consumed by a Vermicious Knid. It then takes your place and begins to post trollish comments on the boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Your spine becomes sentient and decides it doesn't want to be a part of you anymore. Zombiepupz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Steel Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Your spine becomes sentient and decides it doesn't want to be a part of you anymore. That sounds like the start of a Tim Burton movie!?! I can see the Beetlejuice clamation in my head right now Maybe they can get Johnny Depp to play my spine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Kirrus and I kill you for not killing Terra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 You become interested in electronicsone day after fiddling with remotes you start dancing on a carpet which generates static electricity you then decided to start fiddling about which a toaster.SUDDENLY KILLER TOAST COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND ASSASSINATES YOU! Footmuffin, syfy and Necromatic_Corgi 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Thinking you are some kind of superhero, you jump from a 6-story building hoping to fly resulting in an immediate death after hugging the ground below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 You start a cult based on evian water.YOU ARE MURDERED BY THE VICIOUS VOLVIC GANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 The commies kill you for invoking their name and toying with their persona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra_Incendia Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Your at a Daft Punk concert when they initiate the robot apocalypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 i've created a monster. you finally download pz only to find out that the zombie apocalypse has begun and you start as a zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 You learn the hard way that you are allergic to rubber bands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bprince2010UK Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 You are run over by various rampant sausages. Necromatic_Corgi and Narnobie111 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Velma, your beloved wife, assists your suicide in your advanced age. Bprince2010UK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walther Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 sudden infant death syndrome at the age of 33 Necromatic_Corgi and Footmuffin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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