_Gold_ Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 When you were frowning a smiley face came up to you and said 'Turn that frown upside down' and then you broke your neck trying to turn your head upside down. migulao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drious Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 As you return home, your parents grab you from the neck and inject you 30g of pure cocaine wich leads you into a fatal overdose, your parents cri evritim but you just respawned in some sort of a ''clone'' of yourself then your mom takes you to your room, slaps you so many times that some sort of space-time machine got created then you go back in the future past where you find chtuhulhu (i think i wrote it right) he tries to eat you but when you try to escape you knew that something was missing.................................................................................................it was you third leg that grew up without you knowing, and then you just teleport into a 18th century torture chamber where they torture you with plastic spoon over 300 years and you don't know why you didn't die, then you find yourself in your room once again and try to commit suicide to escape all this madness but your father save's you....BUT you start convulsioning, and then your parents laugh because they are going to inject 700g of pure cocaine but the seringe that has the cocaine in it (don't ask how a seringe can conatain 700g of cocaine) but it falls accidentally in your nipple and you finally die of a fatal overdose.Liek if u cri evritiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Your entire life until you die of old age. Viceroy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 You farted so hard your brain exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 All of your bones are turned into a thick, splintery mush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Migoxiss Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 You die by hearing Justin Bieber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkgrey Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 You die by drinking to much whiskey, stumbling out of Twiggy's and out on the streets only to realize the dev's have added cars and you just got run over.btw thanks for the welcome, lurker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 All of your bones are turned into a thick, splintery mush. Offtopic All of your bones are belong to us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 All of your flesh is turned into a thin, crusty puddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 You are badly drawn and then erased by the Maker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenB88 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Viceroy, Kirrus, nasKo and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirrus Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 You just won the thread. You literally can't be bested, so I think we're done here. Onwards! syfy and KarenB88 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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