Footmuffin Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 You are left to mold and rust in a humid, ill-guarded shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strang Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 You will die from complications caused by genital warts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 You ate a bad footmuffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gold_ Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 setisoppo fo deid uoy. gnikcah era ouy ,siht daer nac uoy fI (This was all done backwards) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 A strong breeze knocks you onto a slip 'n' slide. Due to your inaccurate slipping and sliding, you slip off the track and slide headfirst into a house, breaking your neck. Spoiler How would that be ?gnikcah I'm just .sdrawkcab srettel eht gnidaer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gold_ Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 A strong breeze knocks you onto a slip 'n' slide. Due to your inaccurate slipping and sliding, you slip off the track and slide headfirst into a house, breaking your neck. Spoiler How would that be ?gnikcah I'm just .sdrawkcab srettel eht gnidaer You are cast away from your regiment in the army. You are forced to hide in a house in the enemy territory. Although, an enemy regiment is living in this house aswell, You are forced to hide in a wardrobe for a year eating nothing but lice and moths. When they leave and you get out of the wardrobe, you die of extreme cramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Turned into _Bronze_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strang Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 You decide to take a nice jog in the beach one day. You put in your earphones and listen to Styx's Come Sail Away. As you jog happily along the beach, a prop plane's engine suddenly dies, making the plane go quiet. You, being so engulfed in jogging, do not notice the plane coming straight for you. The pilot tries to warm you but to no avail. The plane decapitates you. You die not knowing you died True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Death by bushy beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 You die after being bludgeoned and fucked to death by the fucking Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strang Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 You die from an unfourtanute smelting accident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Cholerreaherpoxyllis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Inkjet cartridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strang Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Stranded on an ice float that broke away from the rest of the ice sheet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Trapped in a closet you die of thirst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenB88 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Trapped in a sunken closet you die of drowning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You are trapped in a cave by a clan of mutant island cannibals and beaten to death, prepared, and served to an unusually dexterous family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Your foot was cut off by a serial killer, and used to make a muffinYou die of severe blood loss while being fed your footmuffin Footmuffin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Thor strikes you down with Mjolnir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 A popup ad inserts malicious software into your computer and makes it do a lot less of the stuff you want it to do, like not exploding, and instead does some of that stuff you want it to not do, like explode. The blast kills you and your entire bibliography of erotic zomboid fanfics. Viceroy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You die of Monday-blues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkgrey Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Mr. T pities you. When the neighbour finally found you lying on the floor in your living room, he noticed a T-shaped burnmark on your forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You are burnt at the stake for cyber-witchcraft.aaaaaaaaaaa you have 0 posts but i see a post there oh god what is happening aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawelcome to the forums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 (edited) You go here and die from a seizure. EDIT: Warning: Do not follow link if you suffer from photosensitive epilepsy. Edited August 11, 2014 by Viceroy VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenB88 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 You die deliciously from a pudding overdose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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