Footmuffin Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I do the sex at you really hard and your head kablooms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Your anarchistic nature results in class warfare around you, the Mailworkers' Alliance guns you down as you try to flee the cordon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 You die because they bombed Australia while you were living in Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Imagine your OTP sensually chasing you down and bludgeoning you to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul"Walker" Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 You died because you did not grow chest hair in a chest hair loving society, resulting in a lynch mob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotix14 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 You died after a toilet-seat from the ISS came crashing down as space debris, landing squarely between the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 You die from frozen urine that escaped the pipes of the ISS and impales your chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 you bite your tongue really really hard and get so hysterical you jump off of a disembodied butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 A disembodied butt hunted you down for three days with a fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 You are smothered to death with foul, unwashed, disembodied butts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotix14 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 You died from uncontrollable rectal bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 You die due to an incorrect calculation that used Celsius and not Kelvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 your area's water table is poisoned with lead and also your house has pipes soldered with lead so you have lead poisoning and get a bad peeing until you like totally drop down the stairs from slipping in your pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJack Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 EXTERMINATE. ((ZAAAAPPP!)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 somebody like pees on you i think and you zap a whole bunch and also the person who peed on you dies too because like pee conducts electricity too right ( ? ? ? ) so they go zappy zap zap too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 A giant mosquito drained your blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 the blood was poiosnous so you die. thought i was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 You die of 1337 5P34K! (Missed you, you little rascal you!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkyDaFool Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 You die by slipping in the shower and getting a concussion, then proceeding to choke on you own vomit. Wow, that was kinda harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Your brain explode after hearing a very loud music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 You die from a sex injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Everything you touch turns to shit. This includes gases and liquids and is not necessarily shit from terrestrial beings, so you snort and hack and gag to death on toxic alien shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Probed by South Park aliens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gold_ Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Im so sorry -snip- Death by fear of hammers - lemme explain So, you were doing DIY and you pick up something. You realise it is a hammer and fall off the ladder, then falling into your toolbox full of hammers (I have no idea how you get hammers if you're afraid of them) and you suffocate in hammers. But just before you die, footmuffin comes and eats your foot and your muffin that you had concealed in your hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 ... Turned into _Silver_ Viceroy and VamyreLord 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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