Footmuffin Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I eat the remaining partially exploded gore and am killed by your ghost, which leaves the mortal plane after finishing its business with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebig44 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You died of intoxication of Muffins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepbro Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You get raped to death by a swarm of randy, killer sea monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You drown in my 'special' sauce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Someone decided your house need to be demolished... above your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spiderwolf Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 You tested a new drug, your eyes then turned to acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Aliens abducted you while you were asleep; you die of shock after they cut open your belly for extraterrestrial experiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueOfGravity Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Bellies abducted you while you were asleep ; you die of extraterrestial experiments after they cut open your Alien for shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 You wake up and realize the abduction was a dream. While you are still groggy you fall out of bed and hit your head on a dresser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 You tried to imitate a cartoon about wacky animated animals trying to kill each other with your brother. Your brother won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommysticks Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 You forgot to tie a recovery string to the gerbel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (^^^wow, risky post) Stan Lee hunts you down and beats you to death with a Licensing Contract. then he sues your whole family for trademark and copyright infringement, because he's just that kind of guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardman55 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 You walk through a desolate town when 2 ninjas come out of a dark corner.You try to kick one of them, but miss (miserably in 0.40m distance).Suddenly, you can no longer control yourself; a ninja is holding your from behind.The other ninja then proceeds to kick you into your nuts and pour poison into your mouth, then they laugh at you while you lie on the cold concrete ground in a fetal position. Finally, you proceed to seizure on the ground while your pupils rapidly grow in size and then die.Hey, don't be sad though - Atleast you make a good shelter for the hobo down the street now as he appreciates the warmth of your cold, dead body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Lannister men use ear poison on you in the dark night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 You dropped the soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walther Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 VamyreLord gets crushed by the mighty letter "P" missing in his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 You tried to hold your breath underwater for 5 minutes, you lost the bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 You are jumped by a vengeful group of butch native american women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardman55 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 You suffocate from love and hugs and cuteness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 It is the slow knife that cuts the deepest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardman55 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 It is the slow knife that cuts the deepest.You tell a girl that she has some nice curves, after that she slaps you so hard into your face that you die to a traumatic brain injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 You visit The Door To Hell and Fall in. The extra gas from your body causes the hole to burn another 25 years. It is the slow knife that cuts the deepest.You tell a girl that she has some nice curves, after that she slaps you so hard into your face that you die to a traumatic brain injury. *OffTopic* I like your Guinea Pig Aardman55 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardman55 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 You visit The Door To Hell and Fall in. The extra gas from your body causes the hole to burn another 25 years. It is the slow knife that cuts the deepest.You tell a girl that she has some nice curves, after that she slaps you so hard into your face that you die to a traumatic brain injury. *OffTopic* I like your Guinea Pig You try, to simply walk into modor. (Never watched any such fantasy movies, so correct me if I said something wrong here ) *offtopic* Also, thanks! His name is tibbles :3 Narnobie111 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Your grandson traveled back in time and murdered your father. Meanwhile, you disappeared from existence due to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 You get aborted, late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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