Viceroy Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 You open your closet only to find self defense forces occupying it, resulting in a 2 day fire-fight that ends with you taking a RPG to the knee, dying cold and alone behind the kitchen counter. VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 You get your eyeball beat in with a walkie talkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Your future self kills you after time-traveling because he deemed you a threat to humankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikaelkerensky Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Someone stakes you over one end of a badger hole and smokes the badger out from the other end. You are burrowed to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 You are trapped in a watermelon by a zombie and eaten shortly afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellycog Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 You discover all of the universe's big questions at a single moment and you are turned to a vegetative state. This all happened whilst crossing the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxalypticWorld Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 You catch fire and manage to but yourself out, in your happiness you don't watch where you're going and immediately step off a cliff, falling into a river where you go over a waterfall and are impaled by a large spiked rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Footmuffin jumps to his death from a 14 story building, landing on top of you. VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 your big smelly buttt kills evryon with its stink and you also due too but i dont because i hav no nose Spoiler jk bb B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 The peaceful and tranquil planet of Evryon is gone and your feeble little world falls into decay and starvation due to the lack of foreign aid. Resulting in your demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 u drown in mai tears VamyreLord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Grammar nazis execute you due to poor spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 no framer nazys execut U!! for bad speling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 You spontanoiusly combust and fall into a volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 You facepalm yourself into a coma, never to awaken, years from now your grieving family finally lets go of you and you slip into the stygian plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnobie111 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Your bloodstream gets injected with ten million tiny pandas that drain your blood and eventually kill you. (Don't ask this was random) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac30fspad35 Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 You die because.....im back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 You are forced to live in a hardcore erotic Bee Movie fanfic while allergic to beestings. All of your partners sting you in horrifying locations and die of anaphylactic shock. Your only love, human!Barry, is helpless to stop them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 You die of originality. Kitt Frostpaws and Footmuffin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Unable to bear it any longer, you kill yourself mere days after your entire body gradually sprouts highly sensitive, resilient, fully-functioning tastebuds over every centimeter of your body; you die very conversent in the flavors in and of your skin, respiratory, reproductive, and vascular systems, and most disgustingly, your digestive tract. You note a distinct taste of feta in your ears before you crumple into the sidewalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A little girl somewhere wishes on a star that no bunnies ever die again. Months later the civilization is destroyed and being the only survivor in your bloodline, you head to a distant sanctuary in the bunny-ravaged apocalypse. Sadly you are cannibalised by the former members of Metallica whilst seeking sanctuary in a tour-bus by the road-side, since all plants are gone and the bunnies are immortal no other food is available... Kitt Frostpaws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Those immortal vampire bunnies sucked your blood till death because no carrots were available. Kitt Frostpaws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 You are incorrectly animated; your body moves and exists in illogical, implausible ways and ends in your head snapping off during an entertaining conversation with a cherished friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 You fall down a manhole and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I fall onto your manhole, crushing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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